Merry Sporkmas

A few weeks ago, I loaded up my town briefly and I saw that Weber had moved out. His replacement was Jeremiah, but he was sleeping when I went to his house to meet him. Fast forward to today (December 23rd), and Jeremiah has also moved away.

Of course, snow now covers the ground and many cedar trees and regular trees are now decorated with festive Christmas lights. Here’s a GIF showing some decorated trees next to Nookington’s.

Decorated festive Christmas trees near Nookington's in Animal Crossing for Nintendo GameCube.
“The lights put you in a shopping mood, yes yes?”
-Tom Nook, probably

Candi offered me a free gift, but I only had one space free in my inventory, so I turned it down. That annoyed her a bit, though not as much as I was expecting. 😂

Candi: Well, whatever.

Belle told me she bought a Master Sword, but it didn’t match her furniture. So she was looking to trade it!

Belle: I bought a Master Sword the other day, but it didn't go with any of my stuff!

But guess what she wanted in return…my toilet! Haha, it’s a deal!

Belle: So, I've been thinking... You've got a toilet, right?
Yes, and the seat is still warm.

I met Jeremiah’s replacement, Spork the pig. He’s not exactly the cutest animal around, but he seems okay.

Spork: Oh! Before I do, I guess I ought to introduce myself, snork!

Today is Toy Day, but Tortimer was nowhere to be found at the wishing well. It was 6:40 p.m. though, so maybe I was too late in the day? I hate how Tortimer doesn’t stick around long on holidays in this game. Of course he wouldn’t have given me another toy car anyway, but I was still hoping to speak with him.

But even if Tortimer wasn’t at the wishing well, Baabara was…and she seemed to be in a giving mood. She offered me a strange painting if I got her trivia question correct.

Baabara: I'll give you a strange painting if you get it right, daahling! So here's my question.

But even after I guessed correctly, she suddenly “couldn’t find” the painting to give me. So I got no reward at all. She’s lucky I didn’t have any pitfalls with me.

Baabara: You're right! Here's that prize I promised...
Baabara: ...I-It's not here! Oh, nooo! I must've dropped it somewhere...

At least my good buddy Hank was there to balance things out. He gave me a free refrigerator. Pretty cool. 😉

Hank: What a great day! Here, for being so honest, you can have this for free! I'm so jolly right now!

Here are a few other quick notes:

  • Genji gave me a pear (foreign fruit) in exchange for a barbel steed.
  • Static painted my roof black, but it’s covered in snow so I can’t even tell.
  • The daily glowing spot yielded 10,000 bells instead of the usual 1,000. Nice!
  • Puck told me he figured out why it’s been snowing lately. The reason? It’s winter. 🙄

I’ve posted two Animal Crossing GameCube videos since my last blog entry, so check them out if you haven’t seen them yet. First up is a look at five things about the game that I hate.

And the other one is GameCube Moments #14, showing some funny and interesting things that have happened in my towns over the past few months:

Have a Merry Christmas, Happy New Year, and happy holidays all around! I’ll see you next time…never stop crossing! 🙂

Officer’s Day 2019

I played one day last week, and Biskit informed me that he painted my roof!

Biskit: Jeff! Your rooftop looked really shabby, so I decided to go and paint it for you!

He said he’s really good at painting, and he can paint just about anything. Even flowers, apparently.

Biskit: You might not know it, but I'm really good at painting! Roofs, walls, trees, flowers, I can paint anything!

But when I got back home, I was not happy with the work that he did. He painted my roof pink! Ugh.

Jeff's Animal Crossing house with a pink roof.

Maybe he knew he was a bad dog, because when I played yesterday, I saw that he split town. He said he was turning over a new leaf in his goodbye letter.

How ARE you, Jeff? Well now, I bet your bottom bell you didn't expect me to cut out and split town, huh? Nope, I shocked the world! I'm turning over a new leaf--see you on the flip side! -Laters, Biskit

I met his replacement, Weber the duck. And guess what? Weber also painted my roof!

Weber: Oh, Jeff. Your rooftop was getting dirty, so I painted it for you, quaa!

He painted it green, which isn’t the best roof color either, but at least it’s not pink any more.

Today, Puck was talking about weather forecasts. In particular, he was wondering if they were just lucky guesses or if they actually could predict the weather somehow. 😛

Puck: I figured they had all these neat sciency things that make cool noises and light up and stuff... Oh well...

Tom told me that I looked strapped for cash, “as always.” So he offered to buy my mega dekkoid for 3,000 bells! Even though I don’t really need the bells, I’m not stupid! I gladly sold him the gyroid.

Tom: Ah, good, good! I don't really need your dirty mega dekkoid, to tell you the truth.

Hank told me that he thinks it will start snowing soon. True enough. But he assured me that if I don’t like the snow, he will melt it with his body heat after a mad workout. Haha, what a guy. 😛

Hank: Hey, don't worry. If you don't like the snow, I'll melt it with the body heat from a mad workout, buhk buhk!

Today is Officer’s Day in Animal Crossing, which is better known as Veterans Day in the United States, and Remembrance Day in many other countries. Tortimer was standing near the wishing well, and he told me that he built the police station and opened it on Officer’s Day!

Tortimer: Did you know I built the police station and opened it on Officer's Day?
You built it by yourself?

He said it was the proudest moment of his career.

Tortimer: It was one of the proudest moments in my career!

After that, I mailed away a few fossils to be identified, did some fishing in the river, and then eventually returned home. Have a great day, everyone! And Never Stop Crossing! 🙂

New Dog Biskit

Late last month, Prince moved out and Dozer moved in. September 29th was the 17th anniversary of my town Forest, so I posted a special video town tour. I show you around Forest, talk to most of my villagers, and I also overlay clips of some memorable moments from previous years. If you haven’t seen it yet, please check it out.

I played again today, and I got Dozer’s goodbye letter in the mail.

To my pal, Jeff, I have a hunger...and while I normally just grab a snack to fill up, this hunger will only be satisfied by exotic foods from far-off lands. So, I'm now a wanderer! -Snackily yours, Dozer

At Nookington’s, I couldn’t resist buying myself a toilet.

Timmy: Does a toilet interest you?
Every day.

I met my newest neighbor, and he’s a dog-gone good fit for Halloween: It’s Biskit, the dog without eyes! He warned me to make sure I have plenty of candy on the 31st.

Biskit: If you don't have the treats, well, you'd better be ready for some fiendish tricks!

Over by the wishing well, Baabara and Kody apparently had a fight…and it left Kody feeling depressed. I spoke with Baabara, and she was talking about keeping abreast of all the latest gossip. Kody must not have liked the fact that I was talking to Baabara, because he walked over and gave me this look.

Baabara, as Kody looks sadly at Jeff: ...who's dating who, and who's mad...

I picked all the weeds I could find, and I restored Forest to perfect town status.

A few days ago, I posted a video that ranks my villagers in all of my Animal Crossing towns. That includes all three of my GameCube towns, two City Folk towns, and also the Forests in Wild World and New Leaf. If you’re curious to see how I rank them all, here is the video:

For GameCube Forest, it was based on the residents of my previous blog entry. So it listed Prince instead of Dozer, but that’s irrelevant now anyway since they’re both gone. If you’re curious, I would rank Biskit 7th…between Kody and Genji. Despite his somewhat-freaky eyes, I do like Biskit. Here is my current list.

Jeff's ranking of villagers in Forest, as of October 27, 2019.

See you next time. Have a happy Halloween!

Update: Here’s an Animal Crossing Halloween poem for you! It features Animal Crossing characters, but it takes place in Luigi’s Mansion. I hope you’ll check it out. 🙂