Month: September 2022

Autumn is officially here now (in the northern hemisphere), so Mom sent me a letter talking about the fall. It is a nice time of year. 🍂

Wart Jr.’s replacement has moved in, and it’s Grizzly the cranky grizzly bear.

I’m fairly neutral towards Grizzly, but his presence does seem a bit redundant when I already have Curt (another cranky bear) in town. Not to mention Vladimir, who is a cranky bear cub! Do I really need three cranky bears in a town of ten villagers? I don’t think so! And I don’t particularly care for any of them.

But when I took stock of my villagers, I realized the problem is even bigger than that. I also have Tom (a cranky cat), Gaston (a cranky rabbit), and Apollo (a cranky eagle). That means 60% of my residents are cranky villagers!

If you’re wondering, my non-cranky villagers are Goldie, Big Top, Queenie, and Boomer. So that means my town is 80% male, too. This is probably as unbalanced as my town has ever been. I need to start getting rid of these cranky bears ASAP.

Anyway, I went up to the Roost for tonight’s Saturday night performance. I wanted to tell K.K. I was feeling “cranky,” but the closest option was to say I felt grumpy. 😂 So K.K. Slider played Rockin’ K.K. in an attempt to cheer me up. 😛

After making my rounds, I went out to the city and decided to take in a show at the Marquee. Camofrog was the only one in the audience besides me, and he rudely told me to hurry up and take my seat. Great, another cranky animal.

Dr. Shrunk was performing “Laughter,” and the show sucked, as usual. The only one doing any laughing was Shrunk himself.

He laughed all the way to the bank, after conning me out of 800 bells. 😛

I received Wart Jr.’s goodbye letter in the mail today. In the letter, he advised me to keep my ears clean. Maybe that will help prevent future Warts. 😉

The Bug-Off stand was set up outside of town hall, but Nat was already gone for the night by the time I got there.

Big Top was sick with a cold (and a trunk full of mucus), so I gave him some medicine. Let’s hope he gets better soon.

The recycle bin at town hall had a robo-bed inside, so I took it and placed it in my attic. Now I can power down and put myself into sleep mode. 🤖

Even though K.K. Slider was in town tonight, I played much too late to check out his show. Villagers were still talking about him, though.

In fact, it was after 1 a.m., and even Redd’s shop in the city was closed.

As expected, my wart removal cream has worked wonders (just kidding 😂). But Wart Jr. is now all packed up and ready to move out of town. It does feel a bit weird to be saying goodbye to him after just a six-week stay in Forest, but oh well. It’s better to lose him than risk losing one of my favorites.

Up at the Roost, I spent 200 bells on a nice cup of coffee. After drinking it, my character actually said “Pa-zow!” Apparently it was so good that I thought it was a dream?

While I was in the museum, I made a rare trip upstairs to the observatory. I decided to make a new constellation, a cat!

Celeste registered it for me, and she told me that its best viewing will be on March 7th.

When I visited Vladimir, I noticed that he redecorated in an unusual way: Literally all of his furniture is in the front half of his house!

I suppose he could use the back half to run around and play. But then again, maybe that’s where he goes to fart (or should I say, where he does his putin‘.)

Later on, my cat constellation ever so slowly rolled across the sky. I took this photo of it over my fountain. 🙂

See you all next week! Don’t forget to check in on your villagers, and Never Stop Crossing! 🙂