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Tonight, Mallary was talking about a beauty tip she read in Ms. Nintendique magazine. It said to bathe in fruit punch! She plans on trying it out. I have a hard time imagining that any beauty tip is going to help out Mallary.

Mallary: Maybe I'll try that bath using fruit punch I read about recently in my Ms. Nintendique magazine.Over by Able Sisters (the lights are closed), Cousteau asked me how his shirt looked. I said it didn’t look good on him (nothing does), and he started complaining about his deflated deltoids. And that face…

Cousteau: Aw, man... I knew it. It totally makes my deltoids look deflated!Mallary wasn’t the only animal talking about magazines tonight; Lily was talking about Bug Couture magazine. She said it’s been making her bug crazy, in a pond. But wait, she’s a frog! She’s always bug crazy in a pond!

Lily: Ever since I got that subscription to Bug Couture, I've been WAY bug crazy, in a pond.
Bugs. It’s what’s for dinner.

Frustrated by a French Frog

I was surprised when I found a house on my path today! What kind of wizardry is this?!

A new house that landed on my path!Inside, I found Cousteau the French frog. So Frobert left, only to get replaced by another frog? Give me Frobert back, I don’t want this thing. He should be exploring the bottom of the sea instead; I’ll help him out by dropping him in the ocean.

Cousteau: Hey! So you're from Forest, right?Saturday night is K.K. night, and the singing dog performed Steep Hill for me tonight. I always enjoy this song.

K.K.: All right, get ready to dig the riffs on this ditty: Steep Hill.Twiggy then asked me to make a delivery to Fang, and I did…with just five minutes to spare. The gift was a bad plaid shirt.

Fang: Well, well, if it isn't the bad plaid shirt I asked for.I returned to Twiggy to tell her the delivery was complete. She rewarded me with a backyard lawn.

Twiggy: I'll pay you back someday, Jeff! Just let me know whatcha need!

Lily’s Playful Toilet

I got a letter from Bunnie in the mail, thanking me for the medicine that I took her recently. She sent me a green counter as a thank-you gift.

Angus asked me to catch a carp for him, so I got my fishing rod out and followed the river until I found one. When I took it back to him, he “rewarded” me by telling me to take a shower!

Angus: Fine work, Mr. J. Fine indeed. Take a shower for the effort, toasty!Lily asked me for some playful furniture. Naturally, kiddie furniture is what came to mind. But Nook ‘n’ Go didn’t have any kiddie furniture today. So instead, as a joke, I bought a men’s toilet. I took it to Lily, just to see her reaction. To my surprise, she said it was perfect!

Lily: Oh, a men's toilet! Why, Mr. J, it's perfect! I know just the spot for it too!Broccolo was complaining about the “tyrants” at the Happy Room Academy. He said that furniture, wallpaper, and carpet needs to be the from the same series to score well with the HRA. But he tried something different: He wrote his name on all of his furniture and claimed it was part of the “Broccolo” series.

Broccolo: So, I wrote my name on all the stuff in my house to make it all part of the Broccolo series.The HRA told him that doesn’t count, and he was not a happy camper.