When I went in to visit Bud tonight, I saw that he was all packed up and ready to move out of town. You could say I’m neutral about his decision; I didn’t particularly want him out, but I didn’t particularly want him to stay, either. So I’m fine with it.

Static was outside talking about germs. He said some germs might be crawling in my nose right now. That may be true, but why are you worrying about what’s up my nose?
Twiggy was in her house, thinking out loud about what kind of parties she could throw. She couldn’t come up with any good ideas.
Near my windmill, I noticed an accidental patch of pink roses.
I saw a shark fin in the ocean (or so I thought), and I fished it out. It actually turned out to be an ocean sunfish. Still a nice catch, though. Four thousand bells isn’t bad.

Twas the night before fireworks, and all over town…
They like fireworks to be big, especially Fang.
If you’re not able to play, on the night of tomorrow…
Kitt was still sick today, so I bought some medicine for her once again. It helped her so much that she started doing some dangerous-looking acrobatic moves, risking the life of her child. I don’t think she’ll be winning any “parent of the year” awards.
When I told Broccolo I made the delivery for him, he thanked me and gave me some ceramic tile. “Nothing screams Mr. J like some ceramic tile,” he quipped. And any time I read a sentence with “Mr. J” in it, I can’t help but to read it in Harley Quinn’s voice.
I caught a few summer beetles and sold some fruit, so that I could get my bank balance up to a nice, cool 25 million bells.