Jeff's ACCF Blog

Fang told me to moon him today. Why, so you can howl at my butt?

Bud was sick with a cold, so I bought some medicine for him. I have to wonder why he has four beach chairs though…and he wasn’t lion on any of them!

Lily said Friga told her that she should get an arowana. Then Friga can catch it for you! Of course, she was indirectly asking me to go catch it. I like Lily, but an arowana? Forget it.

She was acting like I pooped in her favorite pond or something. Jeez.

Mallary asked me for a fossil, and I happened to have a sabertooth skull in my pockets, so I gave it to her. She rewarded me with…552 bells. What else?

While visiting Mallary today, she told me that you can tell a lot about a person by what they look at in a room. She then asked me what I first noticed when I entered her house. I said the ceiling, and she freaked out. She expressed disbelief that I could actually see the ceiling at all. It’s like she knows Nintendo didn’t put a ceiling there. I guess this is Nintendo’s way of breaking the fifth wall. 😛

It was raining outside, and Static seemed shocked that I was still awake. But it was only 7:00 p.m.! Being awake at 7 p.m. doesn’t make a person a night owl, dude. Heck, even most early birds are still awake at 7.

I visited Bunnie, and she was furious…because she wanted to redecorate her house. She wasn’t even asking me for furniture or anything! She just had a bad case of rabbit rage.

Cousteau asked me for some dignified furniture, but the only furniture I had on me was a men’s toilet. He didn’t think that was dignified enough.

Lily asked me to make a delivery to Bunnie, so I rapidly returned to the residence of the raving rabbit. The gift was a shower, and Bunnie loved it! Maybe she can take a shower and calm herself.

I returned to Lily and told her I made the delivery. A lot of times, I’ll laugh at how a villager just happens to have a piano or a sofa in their pockets. But Lily reached into her pockets and pulled out something even more unwieldy…a concrete wall! Seriously, how can a frog carry around a concrete wall in her pockets?

Tonight, Friga was telling me about her desire to have the hippest fish in town. That seemed like a strange fish story, but she was really just asking me to catch her an ocean sunfish.

I told her I would try.

There was a new house in town, and I saw that it belonged to Bud. I wasn’t sure who that was, but I quickly found out he’s a lion. I’m not sure how much I’ll like him, but we’ll see how it goes.

I went in to visit my friend Static, and he seemed surprised to see me. Wow, what a look.

He asked me for an iguanadon skull. I had a few fossils in my pockets that hadn’t been identified, so I told him I’d try to get it for him. But in reality, the times that villagers ask for specific fossils are almost guaranteed failures.

I headed up to the museum and spoke with Blathers. None of the fossils were what I needed. Sorry, Static. I tried. I went down into the basement to check out K.K. Slider’s Saturday night show. I asked for a random song, and he played Marine Song 2001 for me.

That song reminds me of one thing, and one thing only: The music glitch in ACCF. That song was playing almost everywhere until I shut my Wii off that time. Yikes.

I headed down to the beach to start looking for an ocean sunfish for Friga. Along the way, Cousteau pinged me. He wanted a new catchphrase to replace “oui oui.” So I gave him one that sounds exactly the same: Wii wii.

I continued walking up and down the beach (technically it was left and right, not up and down, but you know what I mean). But I was unable to find a single ocean sunfish. Sorry, Friga. No hip fish for you.