Delmestic Violence

I hadn’t played in my Bananas town for several days, so I made sure to do that today. I collected all my fruit, found the money rock, and dug up fossils. Even though I accidentally donated one of the fossils to the museum, I still made about 80,000 bells. I went to the city and checked the Happy Room Academy (HRA). It was my first time there, so I had to listen to Lyle talk and talk and talk. But I did get to see a new model room.

The model home (with lovely furniture) of Mary from Alaska.It belonged to Mary from Alaska.

Lyle: This month's winner? Kid from Alaska. Name's Mary. Ya see her? Tell her congrats.Back in Forest, I overheard Caroline and Del talking. Caroline asked Del what he wanted for his next birthday, and he said “maybe true love or some junk.” So I guess he doesn’t really love Yann after all!

Del: Man, you're makin' me think... I hate thinking... I dunno, maybe...true love...or some junk?Later on, I opened my gate for Friday Night Forest. I told Yann what Del said and she went to slap him.

Yann, standing by Del: *slap*I saw Pascal on a bridge…but it was actually not the same bridge he was on earlier in the day.

Jeff, standing next to Pascal: Pascal is here, but on a different bridge than earlier.In Nook’s, Yann was talking about the sapling Nook had for sale. But I bought it as she was still talking about it, so I took it outside.

Yann, to Jeff (standing behind a sapling): But it looks like something!We ended up making tree puns for a while, and she was typing out modified lyrics of Michelle Branch songs.

Yann had said the sky in Forest looked nice because I didn’t have any constellations out at the time, but later on, a ladybug started crawling up the sky.

A ladybug constellation in the sky.I tried using a net as a pun of sorts on my website address.

My JVGS logo on a pattern on the ground, with a net just to the right of it.I was feeling tired and ended the party a little after 11:30. But I had a good time tonight.

Chocolate

It’s Valentine’s Day, so I got a valentine and a chocolate heart in the mail from Anabelle.

Jeff, HAPPY VALENTINE'S! You don't know what I went through to get this premium chocolate! Don't just eat it. TASTE it! -Anabelle!!I saw Avery in town, and he told me that Caroline was raised by wolves. I guess that explains why her eyes always look so alert.

Avery: Take Caroline, for example. Did you know she was raised by wolves?And after watering my flowers, I went to The Roost for my other Valentine’s treat: hot chocolate from Brewster.

Wait a second... This is hot chocolate!!

Ro, No Go!

It’s Wednesday, so I went to the city to check out Crazy Redd’s new items. He had a white katana, a flowery painting, and a ranch armchair.

A white katana, a flowery painting, and a ranch armchair on sale in Crazy Redd's shop.Back in Forest, several of my animals were talking about the cold weather. On the bright side, the snow will be gone in just 12 more days!

Bob: Even though it's not warm at all, it's easier to chill when it's chilly out, in a box.I ran into Rowan, and he said he wanted to move out of Forest!

Rowan: I've talked it over with myself, and I decided to bail and move out of town.So I told him not to go, and he reluctantly agreed to stay.

I also saw Anabelle while walking around, and she asked for a new catchphrase. I couldn’t think of anything good, so I just told her to say “and a bell.”

Anabelle: Yessss! I can feel a new flame burning inside me! And a bell! And a bell!