Serious Bug-Off?

On Wednesday, I spotted Beardo in town once again! He was sitting on the chair near my stonework kitchen!

Beardo: Will you forgive me for treating this island like my own personal spa and rejuvenation clinic?
Never.

So I dug a hole right in front of the chair. Even though he never got up to fall into it, at least I didn’t run into him elsewhere in town. He stayed there for my entire session. 😆

Trapping Beardo on a chair.

I ran into Pascal while diving, and he told me that books are like mouths with a hundred paper tongues, each with something to say. I don’t know, that sounds a bit creepy to imagine opening a book and seeing a bunch of tongues inside. 😛

Pascal: Books are like mouths with a hundred paper tongues. And each one's got important stuff to say.

He gave me two pearls for my scallop.

Broccolo the mouse was camping at the campsite. He’s a cute little mouse, but I did not invite him to move in.

Broccolo, at the campsite: It's a buncha fun camping on this island. The air smells good, like food. I wanna bite it, eat it!

Yesterday, I hit five rocks to complete a Nook Miles+ goal, and my miles balance topped six million bells for the first time.

Nook MIles: 6,000,030

Today, the July Bug-Off was held. Louie seemed to be taking it waaaaay too seriously. He wasn’t monkeying around. Chill out, man!

Louie: I WILL DESTROY YOU, AND RULE THE BUG-CATCHING SCENE WITH A SIX-LEGGED FIST!
Your fist has six legs?

I participated in one round, catching 15 bugs and scoring 17 points.

Flick: Well done. You earned 17 points!

I sold my 15 bugs for 12,150 bells. I also redeemed some points for a ladybug umbrella and a bug wand. To take advantage of Flick while he was in town, I grabbed some bugs out of storage and sold them. Flick paid me 218,250 bells for the 32 bugs.

Here are a few other quick notes about the past week in Forest:

  • Last Saturday, K.K. Slider performed “K.K. Bossa” for me, June, Savannah, Agent S, and Kid Cat.
  • On Monday, I played a treasure hunt game with Louie. I found the treasure (a pineapple aloha shirt) in just 10 seconds!
  • I helped out Gulliver on Tuesday, and he sent me a tam-o’-shanter.
  • I returned a lost item to Peanut on Wednesday, and she rewarded me with a lawn mower! That’s about as exciting as watching grass grow. 😉
  • Yesterday, I recovered Wisp’s spirits for him. To thank me, he gave me a glass holder with candle. 🕯️

Talented Folks

The summer fishing tourney was held last Saturday, and I played just one round. I caught six fish (including two guppies) to score eight points.

I caught a guppy!

C.J. paid me 4,950 bells for the six fish. I had enough points for a prize, so I redeemed them for a fish-print tee.

On Sunday, Pascal popped up from under the sea when I caught a scallop. He told me that talented people are just normal people who practice something a lot.

Pascal: Talented folks are just normal folks who practice something more than other folks, maaan.

He gave me two pearls for my scallop and swam away. He’s a talented swimmer, that Pascal. 😉

Yesterday, Bones was sick with a cold, so I bought some medicine for him. After taking the medication, he started to feel a bit better. But the reward he gave me wasn’t all it was cracked up to be.

Bones: Hey! Lemme give you this as thanks. An eggshell! Enjoy it.

Here are a few other quick notes about the past week:

  • Last Saturday, Gullivarrr sent me another pirate bandanna in the mail.
  • On Sunday night, K.K. Slider performed “K.K. Cruisin'” for me, Savannah, Static, Merengue, and Bob.
  • I gave some medicine to a sick Kid Cat, and he rewarded me with a balloon hat.
  • On Monday, I sold 32 bugs to Flick for 224,250 bells.

Cat Picnic

Last Saturday, Bob and Kid Cat told me they were going on a picnic together. They asked me for advice on where to have it.

Kid Cat: We're going on a picnic, but we can't decide where to go! Help us out, jetsetter?

I suggested the beach, and Bob was happy because he likes to fish. And he said seashells are the chips of the sea! Yikes, I hope he has some really strong teeth!

Bob: Yeah! The beach! I like fishing! It's like free lunch! And seashells are the chips of the sea!

Broffina the chicken was camping out at the campsite, so I stopped in to say hello. But unlike last week, there was no temptation to adopt this camper.

Broffina: Getting to live in a place like this... don't you dare take it for granted, cluckadoo!

On Monday, Agent S was surprised to see me wearing the rabbit tee she gave me. But there’s just one problem with that: It was Peanut that sent me the rabbit tee! I even went back and double-checked my footage from last week! So I don’t know what Agent S is talking about!

Agent S: HAAAAANG ON! Is that the rabbit tee I gave you?!

Savannah was sick with a cold, so I gave her some medicine. She rewarded me with a bottled ship.

C.J. was in town on Tuesday, and I caught three big-time fish to complete his seasports challenge. The third one was an ocean sunfish! 🙂

Me, holding an ocean sunfish: That's 3 big-time fish! Which means...you just completed the challenge! Go tell C.J.!

I then sold him 32 fish for 520,500 bells. That’s a nice chunk of change when you get over half a million bells for one pocketful of fish!

C.J.: Oh, you got a whole school for me? All together that'll be... 520,500 bells. Deal?

There was another camper on Wednesday, Gloria the ugly duckling, at the campsite. Let me tell you, I ducked out of there pretty quack. I mean, pretty quick.

Gloria: I wasn't sure what I thought at first, but I tell you...I've really grown to like this place, quacker.

Thursday (July 9th) was Static’s birthday, and I made sure to attend his birthday party. Just like with Agent S a week earlier, I gave Static some bamboo grass that I recently ordered. He seemed to think it was a generous gift, and I think it’ll look nice in his house.

Static: Some bamboo grass? This is one mighty generous gift!

That wasn’t the only similarity to Agent S’s party last week, though. Louie was again the squirrel’s other party-goer…and he again accused me of being late to the party!

Louie: You're late, burrito! We were waiting for you!

Who made him the town’s official timekeeper, anyway? Maybe he keeps up with his Donkey Kong jungle beats…but I think punctuality is slightly different from rhythm. 😉

Today, my old buddy Apple (of Apple Lane fame) visited town as a tourist. It was nice to see her again! 🙂

Apple: I'm gonna be a good li'l ex-resident and keep droppin' bells to hype this place more and more, cheekers!

Have a great weekend, and I’ll be back with more next week!