Onion Up Your Nose

Last Wednesday, I found a note in a bottle on the beach. It had the results of someone’s (medical) physical. Seems like a strange way for a doctor to send the results. 😀

Physical Results: Height: 5'6". Weight: 193 lbs. Body fat: 47 percent. No concerns. -Chief resident

Mint asked me to make a delivery, so I took a nurse’s uniform over to Kabuki.

Kabuki: Huh?... Har har har! A nurse's uniform, ninja cat.

He said he didn’t know if he considered it boring or practical, but he said he would use it every day! Hmm, I wonder who he’s dressing up as a nurse for…

Kabuki: Either way, it's something I'll use every day, ninja cat!

Mint gave me 500 bells for making the delivery.

Tonight, I found another note in a bottle on the beach. And this one was even stranger than the last one. Poor Timmy’s aunt told him to stick an onion wedge up his nose!

To Timmy, How are things over there? If you catch a cold, you should wedge an onion slice in your nose! -Your aunt in the country

I spotted a new house in town, and I was egg-cited to find Benedict inside! He was my buddy in New Leaf and City Folk, though he no longer lives in either of those towns. So I’m glad to have him here!

Benedict: Gah! This place is such a mess! I gotta unpack my pillows so I can sleep!

Rosie asked me for a new catchphrase, so I told her to say “but no.”

Rosie: Wow... Thanks, J-town! Now I sound like a totally different girl! But no!

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