Sword Sales

On Tuesday, Mom sent me a letter about the start of spring (and softball season in particular). She said that she accidentally hit Agnes with a pitch! Ouch! That poor pig!

Dear Jeff, It's the start of softball season! I accidentally hit Agnes with the ball when I was pitching. Oops. She was really mad! -Mom

Hugh again asked me for some orange furniture, so I bought this orange chair at Nookington’s. You can’t get any oranger than this! 😛 🍊

Timmy: Ah, yes, yes. That's the orange chair. Very nice. ...very nice.

I took it over to Hugh, and he accepted the gift. He thanked me by giving me a common floor.

Crazy Redd was in town, but he didn’t have the rocket I’m looking for. But he did have a black pawn, which I bought just to have it in my catalog.

Yesterday, there was a spotlight product at Nookington’s: It was a Master Sword, which I didn’t need. How are these last two paintings I need more rare than a Master Sword?! 😛

Cyrano surprised me by asking if I knew about Bob and Deena’s relationship!

Cyrano: Did you hear? About Bob and Deena's relationship?

But I think he was just trying to pull my leg. 😛

Late last night, I wished on a shooting star. Today, Wishy sent me an ivory piano in the mail.

Snake told me that he has blisters all over his feet tonight. He wondered if it’s from never wearing shoes. 😛

Snake: ...Oh, wait! You think maybe it's 'cuz we don't wear shoes, bunyip?

Hugh was packed up and ready to move out, but I got him to change his mind. He hasn’t suffered here long enough yet. 😀

Nookington’s had another spotlight product today, and it was a ninja sword. So the spotlight product has been a sword on two consecutive days! 😛

Timmy: You have a keen eye! That's our spotlight product...the ninja sword!

Olivia was sick with a cold, so I gave her some medicine. Get well soon! I don’t want to have her infecting the other animals in town. 😛

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