Dung Beetle Drama

When I played on Wednesday, my weekly evaluation from the Happy Room Academy (HRA) had a nice surprise for me: My score went up to 277,100 points!

Jeff, your room gets 277,100 points! Your room has personality and charm throughout! An impressive specimen! -Happy Room Academy

That piggy bank must have given me a nice bonus! I believe this is (again) my highest-ever house score in any Animal Crossing game.

But that wasn’t the only surprise I got in the mail. I also received a goodbye letter from Wolfgang, who left without warning.

To Jeff, Finally! I picked up and left Forest! I was so tired of this stink hole! Anyway, come visit, OK? Don't cry. -Wolfgang

I then made my way up to the town gate, and my timing was perfect: The UFO came right when I got there! I promptly shot it down.

Gulliver: Wait... I remember. There was a malfunction on my ship, a terrible blast...

I gathered up Gulliver’s missing UFO parts, and he rewarded with another Arc de Triomphe. Not what I was hoping for, but oh well.

Peanut has been sick lately, so I gave her some medicine Wednesday, and then again today.

Even though Wolfgang is gone, I found a house in the same spot today. I went inside, and I was pleasantly surprised to find Octavian, who just moved in.

Octavian: My sign is Virgo. Not that I really buy any of that astrology hooey.

Even though I didn’t necessarily want Wolfgang to leave, I’m happy with how things turned out. 🐙

Eloise challenged me to see who could catch a dung beetle first, and I agreed to the competition. It took me a while, but I eventually caught one. As I was catching it, she pinged me…

Me, as Eloise looks on: I caught a dung beetle! Shouldn't you be rolling something else?

She asked to trade the dung beetle I just caught for a one-way tee! Basically, she was asking me for another dung beetle before I even gave her the first one. So I turned down the trade request. (If I hadn’t, she might have claimed that she won the competition!) So after denying her the dung beetle, I then gave her the dung beetle. (Complicated, isn’t it?) She rewarded me with an exquisite rug, which was a better reward than a shirt anyway. 😛

I’ll be back with more next week! Have a fun (and safe) New Year’s Eve! 🎆

Piggy Bank

On Wednesday, I found this “Talking to Myself” post on the bulletin board. It’s about one of the pelicans making sludgy tea for her sister. 😛

-Talking to Myself- My siter said, 'Your tea tastes like sludge!' I'm never making tea for her again. What a grump!

Yesterday, I put some bells into the bank, and I reached a major milestone: I’ve now saved up ten million bells!

Pelly: The current bell balance is 10,000,000.

Today, I received a letter from town hall. They congratulated me on saving ten million bells, and they sent me a gift! I was not expecting this!

Dear Jeff, In honor of the 10,000,000 bells you've saved, we are pleased to give you this commemorative gift. -Forest post office

I opened the gift; it was a piggy bank! I put it in my (mush) bedroom, moving one of my Master Swords to storage to make space for it.

Putting bells into my new piggy bank in Animal Crossing: Wild World.
Chonky piggy!

Each time I use it, I lose one bell. So it actually works, except that you can’t get the money back out. 😛

When I visited Peanut, she was telling me about this trendy harmonica she just bought. She said it was hard to use, so she wished she had just bought bought a discount harmonica instead. 😛

Peanut: It looks like a discount harmonica would've done the trick just as well!

I know this is random, but this made me imagine a new character for a future game: A special character who sells (or gives) you a different musical instrument each time they come to town. Perhaps you’ll hear a faint musical tune while walking in your town, and you have to look for the source (by shaking a tree perhaps). A bird flies down and gives you an instrument. I don’t know, just a thought. 😛

Anyway, Drift asked me to stop by Bones’s house to make a delivery, and I agreed to help out. But almost immediately after ending the conversation with Drift, I saw Bones practically right there! That made the delivery super easy! 😛

Drift and Bones just a few feet apart.

I handed Bones the gift (a red down vest), and then Drift gave me a lab wall for helping out. I wish all requests were this easy!

I’ll be back with another entry next week. Merry Christmas and Happy Holidays, everyone! ❄️

Fake Smiles, Fake Frowns

On Wednesday, I shot down Gulliver’s UFO (for the 30th time, if my records are correct). He asked me to recover the missing parts of his spaceship for him.

Gulliver: Say, my alien friend, I know you are primitive in your ways, but I have a question.

I gathered up the parts and returned them to Gulliver. In exchange, he gave me a Mouth of Truth (my 4th one).

Yesterday, Mitzi asked me to compete to see who could catch a sea bass first. Since that’s (obviously) an easy fish to catch, I agreed to the contest. I found one almost instantly, and Mitzi gave me 510 bells as my prize. But then she suggested that next time, she’ll steal my fishing rod before we start!

Mitzi: Next time, I'll have to steal your fishing rod before we start!

Wow, what a poor sport! Not what I expected from Mitzi, at all.

Today, I found Pascal near the shore. He told me not to judge anyone who fakes a smile.

Pascal: When someone fakes a smile, don't get mad, maaannn. At least they're trying.

He then gave me a keg before he jumped into the ocean and swam away.

Mitzi was talking about the sea bass I gave her yesterday, and she said she can always talk to her fishies if she doesn’t have any friends.

Mitzi: Even if I don't have any friends, I can always talk to my fishies, mew.
Awww. Well at least you have your fishies.

I delivered a gift from Drift to Dotty tonight. Dotty didn’t care much for the shirt, but Drift still rewarded me with 510 bells for making the delivery. He also said Dotty and I are his best buds…although he was frowning as he said it. 🤔

Drift: J-town, both you and Dotty are my bestest of best buds!
OK but why do you look angry when you say that?

If you haven’t yet seen my latest Wild World video, here it is. Episode #61.