Whitney’s Rude Week

I listened in on a conversation between Whitney and Pippy on Wednesday, and Whitney delivered some scathing remarks to Pippy. She said Pippy is destined to just be a cheerleader for someone else, never the star of the show.

Whitney: Girls like you are destined to be cheerleaders, never the stars of the show.

Pippy angrily replied that she is indeed a rising star herself, and she threatened to bust out her “jazz hands.” 😆

Pippy: Don't MAKE me bust out my jazz hands, in a pond!

But Whitney continued piling it on, telling Pippy it must be nice to live life outside of the public eye, never having to comb her hair or dress respectably! 😱

Whitney: Never having to...comb your hair or dress respectably.

Whitney is so mean in this game. I like her as a character overall, but I can’t really defend her at times like this. 😛

Today, Pippy was packed up and ready to move out of town! Did the fight with Whitney upset her that much? But I asked her to stick around in Forest, even though it took a few tries to change her mind.

Whitney mentioned that June 15th is Maple’s birthday…

Whitney: Isn't June 15th... Omigosh! Isn't that Maple's birthday?

She wondered if she should give Maple a present, or if her presence was enough of a gift already. She said that she always gives way more than she gets, so she reasoned that she should be the one getting gifts! For Maple’s birthday!

Whitney: Come to think of it, I always give way more than I get. I'm selfless that way.
Whitney: So, by all rights, I really should be the one getting the gifts, on a pig!

Wow. Just wow. Whitney is coming off as extremely rude and selfish this week.

Marina has still been sick this week, so I gave her more medicine Wednesday, yesterday, and today. Hopefully she’ll be getting over this cold soon.

Marina: Phew! That stuff works fast! I don't feel like I'm going to pass out anymore!

Down on the beach, I found this note in a bottle from “Tom.” I’ve seen this one before, years ago, but I don’t think I ever figured out which Tom it’s from. It doesn’t sound like Tom Nook, but is it Tom the cat? Or just some random Tom?

Dear Some Stranger, Hi! How's it going? I'm looking forward to seeing you! Bye! Your friend, Tom

Maximum Interest

On Thursday, I received my monthly bank statement from the postal division at town hall. This month, I have finally earned the maximum amount of interest: 99,999 bells! I’ll now be getting this amount every month for the life of my town.

Dear Jeff, Thank you for using your post office bank account. You earned 99,999 bells for 30 days of interest! -Postal division, town hall

Chief asked me if I’ve ever touched a spider. Not on purpose, but yes! Or maybe it’s more accurate to say that the spider touched me. 🕷️

Chief: Hey, sparkles! Ever touched a spider?

Saharah was in town, and she asked me to deliver a rug to Blathers, a carpet to Tom Nook, and some wallpaper to Mabel.

Mabel: Oh! Is that the product I ordered from Saharah?

But as I was in Able Sisters, I noticed that lightning shirt in the background there. I went over to buy it, and I also put it on…even though I’m actually wearing it in City Folk right now too. Unfortunately, the fashion distraction made me forget to return to Saharah for my reward!

Yesterday, Pippy asked me to deliver a letter to Maple. And Maple loved it more than thought was possible! I guess she had maximum interest in it. 😛 She really flipped over it!

Maple: Oh, that was a wonderful letter! It made me so very happy...

When I returned to Pippy and told her the news, she rewarded me with what she called my “favorite:” a cowhide rug. I’m not sure where she’s getting her info, but that’s not my favorite anything. 😛

Today, the Flea Market was underway. I wasn’t interested in buying anything though, so Truffles called me a cheapskate (under her breath).

Truffles: Oh, really... Well, why don't you, like, look around some more? ...What a cheapskate!

You gotta love Flea Market day. It gives you the option to buy your villagers’ junk…or be insulted for not buying it. Your choice.

Marina was sick with a cold today, so I gave her some medicine. Get well soon, Marina!

I went over to the Roost tonight to check out K.K. Slider’s Saturday night show. I asked for a random song, and he performed “K.K. Samba” for me.

K.K.: All right, get ready to dig the riffs on this ditty: K.K. Samba!

After the show, Whitney pinged me and gave me a free gift: a propane stove. But sadly, no propane accessories were included. 😉

Whitney: Here, take my old propane stove as a gift from me to you!