Deena’s Pic

As of Tuesday, Deena is officially over her cold. She thanked me for the medicine I gave her last week by giving me a handcart.

Snake told me that he’s crazy for fossils, so he wants me to call him Snake the Fossil Hunter now. 😛

Snake: From now on, I want you to call me Snake, the Fossil Hunter!
I’ve heard of Dog the Bounty Hunter,
but not Snake the Fossil Hunter.

By yesterday, Snake was more of a Germ Hunter. He told me not to breathe near him because he didn’t want to catch my cold. I don’t even have a cold!

Snake: Don't you breathe near me! I don't want your cold, bunyip!

Saharah was in town, and she wanted me to make her deliveries for her.

Saharah: Ah, I have a problem... A terrible problem... I have forgotten my map!
Just press the X button.

I delivered some wallpaper to Mabel and Pelly to complete the task. Saharah offered me ringside seating or a lunar surface. I knew I already had the lunar surface, so I chose the ringside seating (and later sold it).

I visited Roscoe, and he told me that Bob and Peanut are having a fight right now. He even said that Peanut went nuts and started smashing fruit! It’s hard to imagine her doing that!

Roscoe: And Peanut went nuts, nay! There was smashed fruit everywhere!

Last night, I wished on a shooting star. I received the letter from Wishy today, and he sent me a sleeping bag.

Roscoe asked me what he thought the most important aspect of a man was: courage, pheromones, or smell. I guessed courage, and he said I was right. He then rewarded me by giving me a scarecrow.

Roscoe: Well, you got it. Take this! A scarecrow! ...Obviously!

For a moment, I wondered if this was a Wizard of Oz reference. But I later remembered that it was the cowardly lion that wanted courage, not the scarecrow. Of course, I would have realized that sooner…if I only had a brain. 😛

Deena then approached and me gave me her picture! I was quite surprised!

Deena: It's a picture of me!

Deena has been in town for about three months, if you’re wondering. I took the photo home to take a look at it, and her favorite quote is “I’m not a lame duck!”

Quote on Deena's pic: I'm not a lame duck!

Just a heads-up that I recently posted my latest Wild World video episode. It covers events from March 9th all the way through last week.

Hypnotizing Snake?

On Tuesday, I found the Flower Fest results on the bulletin board: Roscoe was the winner. I’m just glad it wasn’t one of the villagers that were rude or cocky about winning last week. 😛

**Final Results** May the green laurels of Flower Fest victory rest upon the roof of Roscoe's garden!!

Out of nowhere (and for no apparent reason), Snake asked if I was trying to hypnotize him to make him join a volleyball team. That is just so bizarrely random.

Snake: Are you trying to hypnotize me to make me to join the volleyball club?
Of course. Hypnotizing ninja rabbits into joining volleyball teams is a totally normal thing that I do.

He then had the nerve to call me a weirdo.

Yesterday, I was talking to Blathers at the museum, and he was telling me how he met Brewster. Blathers was working on his thesis, but he was having trouble completing it. Fortunately, he got some words of encouragement from the owner of a cafe…

Blathers: And then, as I descended into madness...the owner of a cafe said to me...

By comparing the thesis to coffee, Brewster told him to take it slow and stop trying to rush things.

Blathers, quoting Brewster: There's nothing more bitter or tragic than...a rushed cup of coffee.

The comment helped out Blathers, and they’ve been friends ever since.

Deena is the latest animal to be sick, so I gave her some medicine Tuesday, Wednesday, and then again today (Friday).

When I spoke with Cryano outside of the shop tonight, he admitted to being a jerk…to Tom Nook.

Cyrano: You know, up until a little while ago, I acted like a little punk, in my nose.

He said that whenever Nook was starting a diet, Cyrano purposely talked about sweets around him. 😛

Cyrano: ...I'd go out of my way to talk about sweets around him, in my nose!

See you all next time! Have a good weekend!

Flower Fest 2022

On Tuesday, I received a letter in the mail from Wishy. He sent me a blue corner.

Crazy Redd was not in town, because the Flower Fest is underway this week. Tortimer was standing outside of town hall, but only to talk about how much pain he was in. 🤷‍♀️

Tortimer: Oh, Jeff... I'm so tired. My feet ache from standing here all day...

Peanut was talking some trash, saying that she’s going to win the Flower Fest if I keep “slackin’.”

Peanut: I hope you keep slackin', 'cause then I'll win again this year!

Just about everybody was overconfident in their ability to win. At least they’re all such good sports about it.

Cyrano: Sunday's the last day! So just keep that in mind when you're losing, loser!

Deena insisted that I couldn’t possibly love flowers as much as she does.

Deena: But I seriously doubt that you love flowers as much as I do!

So I took a look at her flower garden, and…

A few wilted flowers outside of Deena's house.

She had a few flowers around her house, but not tons. And at least half of them were wilted! She thinks this is going to win the Flower Fest?! Good luck with that.

I gave Snake some more medicine on Tuesday, and then he was all better by today. He thanked me for all the medicine by giving me some cabana flooring. He also promised to make me some onion glutenizer soup the next time I got sick. Um, thanks but no thanks.

Snake: I'll make you my special Super Onion Glutenizer Soup, bunyip!

Bob was one of the few villagers not consumed with the Flower Fest. He was content to talk about steam baths and smooth skin.

Bob: That's where you sweat so much, it makes your skin nice and smooth.