G is for Gross

Last Thursday, Cyrano asked me if I’d rather eat sorbet or tuna salad. But he didn’t give me a chance to answer; instead, he told me that he hated them both and they’re both gross. 😛

Cyrano: Huh? Me? Well, actually... I hate them both! G is for gross, in my nose!
Well if they’re in your nose, then yeah, they are gross.

As you can see in that screenshot, Saharah was in town. I made deliveries to Tom Nook and Phyllis for her, and she offered me one of two similar rewards.

Saharah: Do you want a music room wall or a music room floor?

Even though I was briefly considering the wallpaper, I changed my tune and picked the carpet instead.

On Tuesday, Snake was already packed up to move out of town! He hadn’t even been here a full week yet! That was wayyyy too soon for him to move out, so I got him to change his mind.

Yesterday, I found two of the day’s fossils buried right next to each other. Directly adjacent to each other. That doesn’t happen very often!

Two dig spots, both containing fossils, right next to each other in town.

Tonight, Peanut asked me about her wallet. She was under the impression that I borrowed it for some reason? I don’t have your wallet, Peanut!

Peanut: [Didn't I]... let you borrow my wallet?

When I spoke with Olivia, she tried to tell me that K.K. Slider wrote a song just for her! Yeah, I don’t believe that story. 😛

Olivia: ...and he wrote one for me! I couldn't believe it! He's a genius, it's a lie!

After putting some money in the bank at town hall, my account balance reached three million bells.

Phyllis: Your balance is 50 billion bells! Just kidding! It's actually 3,000,000.

Snake Slithers Into Town

Last Friday, I received Samson’s goodbye letter in the mail. I can’t say I’ll miss him.

Hoo-ha, Jeff, I'm moving. I have my reasons. No worries, yo! I'm sure you'll remember me fondly. Keep pumpin'! See ya! From Samson

Monday was Goldie’s birthday, so I bought an iris chair from Nookington’s for her birthday present. I then headed over to her party and gave her the gift.

Goldie: Check it out! You got me an iris chair!

She seemed to enjoy it, and she returned the favor by giving me a cradle. By the way, Cyrano was the other villager at Goldie’s party, even though he wasn’t in the above screenshot.

Today, I spotted a new house where Big Top used to live. Inside, I found Snake the ninja rabbit. He even called himself a ninja, even though that was just a coincidence; the “chugging ninja” dialogue is something any of the jock villagers can say.

Snake: I'm Snaka, aka the Chugging Ninja! I just moved here.

I’ve had Snake on GameCube and in City Folk before. He’s alright; he’s not one of my favorites, but I don’t dislike him either. However, I do think he’s a slight improvement over Samson.

Cyrano was talking about vagabonds, and he said we’ll truck through Forest to cover every inch of town. I just smiled and nodded, and then ran away.

Cyrano: All right, sunshine, follow me! In my nose!
I am not going in there.

When I spoke with Goldie, she was trying to tell me that she saw Snake furiously stomping around the beach the other night. Considering he just moved in today, I found her story a bit hard to believe.

Goldie: Guess what, sunshine! The other night, Snake was so mad...

If you haven’t seen my latest video, here it is. It includes highlights of events from October 1st through November 17th.

Scraggly Cat, Moving Mouse

Yesterday, I got to listen in on a conversation argument between Olivia and Roscoe. Roscoe told Olivia that she looked scraggly and her makeup looked bad. 😂 Yes, he was being quite rude, but since Olivia is often rude to me, I found it rather amusing. She got a taste of her own medicine. 😛

Roscoe: I gotta say, Olivia, you've got a scraggly look going on today...

Of course, she got mad…and Roscoe just stood there laughing in her face. 😂

Today, I found a note in a bottle, and it seemed to be someone’s tax form! Interestingly, they made more in overtime than they did in salary.

Miscalculation. Salary: 28,200 bells. Overtime: 32,600 bells. Income tax: 15,700 bells. Total: 45,100 bells. Keep up the hard work!

Dr. Shrunk was in town, and I decided to ask him for a new emotion. I asked him to teach me fear, and he told me a story about going to the doctor and watching the doctor put on rubber gloves. My new fear replaced my existing blankness…and I’ll never be the same. 😛

Shrunk: Anyhow, you've now forgotten how to express blankness...

When I went in Samson’s house, I saw that he was all packed up and ready to move out. I decided to let him go. He’s not exactly one of my favorites, and I’ve already earned his pic, so I’m fine with letting him move out.

Samson: And to do it, I've gotta move to another town, slacker!

I spoke with Bob, and he told me that he just loves sea bass. And he wasn’t even being sarcastic!

Bob: I'll show you just how much I love the sea bass!

He wanted to have a competition to see who could catch one first, and I agreed to the challenge. Not only are sea bass pretty easy to catch, but even if you catch a large ocean fish that’s not a sea bass, then you’re probably catching a fish that’s worth a decent chunk of change.

And that’s exactly what happened: In my first two attempts, I caught a red snapper and a football fish. They’re both semi-valuable fish worth at least a couple thousand bells each. I then caught a sea bass, and Bob gave me 510 bells for it. Not bad. 👍

I’ll see you all next time. Happy holidays! 🎄