Shamrock Day 2019

Claudia asked to visit my house today, and I agreed to let her come over for some reason. She seemed to like my astro CD player, and she used the opportunity to tell me that she likes R&B because she’s a classy tiger.

Claudia: I listen to a lot of R&B music at home. And that's because I'm one classy tiger.

But it didn’t take long for her rudeness to shine through. She complained that my walls didn’t have anything hanging on them, and she quoted a magazine to talk about how dull that is.

Claudia: Well, Chic Tiger Monthly says a blank wall is as dull as an empty floor.

Upstairs, she said that my frog room is “SO” me. Is she saying I’m a frog? I may be green, but I’m not a frog.

Claudia: Jeff, this room is SO you!

And in the basement, she complained that I had a piece of furniture facing the wall. That would be my customized juicy-apple TV. It looks really cool facing the wall, because it just looks like a giant, golden apple!

Claudia: Furniture...facing the wall? Hmm. Very clever. That should help keep your secrets, ooh la la!
Why did I ever agree to let her in my house?

Today is Shamrock Day (better known as St. Patrick’s Day), and there was a holiday face-cutout standee at the event plaza.

Jeff the leprechaun.
Leprechaun magic!

Isabelle was also nearby, handing out shamrock hats. I put it on, even though I was already dressed up for the day anyway. 😛

Lolly was being cute, as usual. She said that she ate some Shamrock Day cookies that turned her tongue green!

Lolly: I ate some special Shamrock Day cookies earlier. I think my tongue is still green from the frosting!

But then she called me a bell-pincher again. Ugh. I can’t shake this label no matter what I do! I even bought some expensive furniture from Claudia yesterday, and nothing seems to help.

But speaking of Claudia, I’ve been getting a little tired of her rudeness. So I did something I haven’t done in New Leaf lately: I got a pitfall seed out and buried her!

Claudia stuck in a pitfall.
Take that!

My recent dream visitors have been Beatrice from Bread and Wolfgang from Rainbow. Thanks for stopping by, and enjoy your Shamrock Day!