Reese Without Makeup

The other day, I got to see Reese without makeup on.

Reese, apparently a dinosaur with sharp teeth: Can I help you?Rodeo asked me for some fruit yesterday, and I gave him a perfect cherry. He really seemed to enjoy it. I could almost see his love for cherries beaming through his eyes.

Rodeo, with red eyes: SO GOOD!He then gave me an unexpectedly good reward: a laptop! A cherry for a laptop? Nice trade.

Rodeo: I'm moved beyond words! Take my laptop as an expression of my thanks!After I came out of Re-Tail today, Camofrog approached me. He had heard about my wonderful potty!

Camofrog: So I heard about your potty...He said he’d love to have his own potty…you mean you don’t have one? He offered me 360 bells for it, and I gladly sold it to him. He’s really just flushing his money down the drain.

A message on the bulletin board reminded me that Weeding Day is coming up on April 28th. So that’s next Friday, not Saturday (as I always seem to forget).

~Notice~ Weeding Day is coming on April 28th! Let's all clean the town together! There may even be prizes for those who help!Vivian asked me for an ocean fish, so I headed down to the ocean. The first fish I caught was a zebra turkeyfish, so I took it back to Vivian and it got stuck to her nose.

Vivian: Nicely done, jeff. You got me a zebra turkeyfish.She then rewarded me with a happi tee.

Vivian: I hope you like that, Jeff. It's a happi tee.That item didn’t sound familiar, so I put it on to see what it looked like.

Me trying on a happi tee.It didn’t make happi, so I’ll try to remember not to try that shirt on again.

My recent dream visitors have been Tina from Walnut and Mayounna from Amy Rose. Thanks for stopping by, and have a good weekend!

Stop Sending Me Toilets!

On Saturday, Lily sent me this letter in the mail. She sent me a gift, but she was too embarrassed to give it to me in person. Uh-oh…

For Jeff. Shhh! I'm too embarrassed to give this to you face-to-face, so I'm sending it along with this letter. You'll have to open it up to see what's inside. Just don't tell anyone else! -Red faced, LilySo I checked the item, and it was…a super toilet! Great! Just what my SuperTurd needed!

A super toilet that was attached to a letter from Lily.Yesterday was Easter (Bunny Day), so I met up with Zipper T. Bunny over at the event plaza.

Zipper: Let's look for eggs! Let's look for eggs! They're hiding, so hunt if you dare!I’ve participated in the holiday several times before, so I had no intentions of collecting the entire egg set again. But I did dig up the buried eggs and smashed the extra rocks as well.

Two rocks next to each other on Bunny Day.I ate the eggs I collected, sold the candy that was inside, and redeemed my winning tickets for several pieces of egg furniture. I put them into storage, to be sold when furniture goes on premium at Re-Tail.

But even without selling the egg furniture yet, my balance reached 95 million bells!

Your current balance is 95,000,000 bells.Today, I got another letter in the mail. From Aurora this time. She sent me the “perfect present,” which she was really confident that I’d love.

A surprise for Jeff! I know this is out of the blue, but the other day I found the perfect present for you. This time I'm confident you'll like it. Really confident! ...I kept the receipt. Let me know. -Hopefully yours, AuroraI opened it up…and it was a potty! What is with my villagers? April Fools’ Day is over. Stop sending me toilets!

A potty in my inventory.
I guess I’m being a potty pooper.

Agent S told me she received a package by accident. It was addressed to Vivian, so Agent S asked me to take it to her. No problem. Once I made the delivery, Vivian told me it was a bamboo shoot that she had ordered.

Vivian: Oh, that's right! I ordered a bamboo shoot.But the problem was that she had already purchased another one, and she had no need for the 2nd one. So she offered to sell it to me for 2,579 bells! No way! They’re not worth that much, and I could easily get them right out of the ground anyway! When I told her I wasn’t interested, she said maybe she’ll just wear them as earrings.

Vivian: No? But what will I do with two of them? Well, I guess I can always wear them as earrings.
Now that, I’d like to see.

My recent dream visitors have been Blossem from Twilight, Val from Twoson, Evie from Llama, Star from Hilo, and Emily from Hyrule. Thanks for stopping by!

Creepy Spring & Putting FNF on Ice

Yesterday,  I got a letter in the mail from Gulliver. He was on his trip to Mexico, and he sent me a skeleton figurine.

At 10:00 tonight, I opened my gate for Friday Night Forest. I waited for half an hour, but nobody showed up. And only one person came last month. So I think I’m going to end Friday Night Forests, for a while at least. And maybe until the next Animal Crossing game comes out.

Rolf was talking about Bunny Day coming up on Sunday. He basically said Zipper T. Bunny makes the season creepy. I couldn’t argue with that.

Rolf: He's kinda like a sign of the season! When I see him, I feel like spring has arrived! Creepy, creepy spring...Over by the town tree, I found a lost item on the ground.

A lost item on the ground.After a couple minutes, I returned it to its owner, Aurora. She said there was an important recipe inside, and she was glad to have it back. She rewarded me with a robo-wall.

Aurora: Hey! This IS mine!

Saharah was in town, and I decided to hire her for the first time in a while. For 3,000 bells, she installed this garden wall and cowhide rug. Garden and cowhide? Sounds like meat and veggies for a well-balanced meal house.

A garden wall and cowhide rug on display in my house.

My recent dream visitors have been Max from New York and Bethany from Daften. Thanks for stopping by, and have a good weekend!