Worst Dream Town

After an uneventful trip around town today, I headed up to the Dream Suite. Luna told me that Ruby from PGL was my most recent dream visitor.

I decided to make a dream visit of my own. I looked through some old dream suggestions and found one from gg, recommending a town that “was the most desolate village you could ever build.” I entered the dream address (1700-0177-9037) and began my journey. The town’s name is in Japanese, but a Google search found people referring to it as Gewalt. I very quickly found myself in a pitfall.

Falling in a pitfall.If nothing else, the town is indeed desolate. There are tree stumps everywhere…but on the bright side, many of them are special stumps.

Many special stumps.Aside from the stumps, there’s also a lot of garbage lying around: Old tires, boots, cans, and spoiled turnips.

Garbage everywhere.And pitfall seeds. Lots and lots of pitfall seeds. Everywhere. I was falling into them almost constantly. The villagers weren’t doing much better, either.

Agent S: WAAAAAAAAAAAAAA! Who in the WORLD dug a pitfall right here where I was walking?!Kitt wanted visitors to think this was the greatest town ever. She’s in some serious denial.

Kitt: I want visitors to think this is the greatest town ever! That's why I'm in super-hostess mode!Sure, Gewalt is desolate. And trashed. But most of all, it’s annoying. The abundance of pitfall seeds make this town easily the worst dream town I’ve visited. It’s the pits. I stopped for one last picture at this face-cutout standee, but I was clearly not a happy camper.

Making an angry face at the faceboard.I do not recommend this dream town, but if you really want to fall in a bunch of pitfalls, head over to dream address 1700-0177-9037.

One other note: In regards to the giveaway of StreetPass items I’ve mentioned before, I’ve decided that I’m going to wait until I get a second ice cream cone to include before beginning the contest. I plan on including ten items, and a second cone would help give the lot some variety without making it mostly balloons. But I just wanted to let you know that I haven’t forgotten about the giveaway, so stay tuned.

Buying Turnips

This morning, Joan was selling turnips for 99 bells each. I bought 3,400 of them.

Joan: The asking price is 99 bells per turnip. What do you think, kiddo?Over at my campsite, Nana the monkey was camping out. I don’t mind my town being full, because I didn’t really want Nana moving in anyway. She would drive me bananas.

Nana: Oh, hello! I hope it's all right that I set up camp here.Up at the Dream Suite, Luna told me that Shaina from the town of Mytube was my most recent dream visitor.

My page of storage that I used for perfect peaches was getting a bit crowded, since I put any extra turnips there too. So when Madisyn messaged me, I asked if I could sell peaches in her town. She said yes, and I sold six baskets for 162,000 bells.

Reese: Well then...I could probably part with 162,000 bells for all of it, if that sounds OK with you?Madisyn also wanted to shop in my town, so I opened my gate for her. She has a new look now:

Madisyn's new outfit.When I put my face in the tombstone cutout, she started dancing to celebrate my death.

R.I.P. JeffShe didn’t stay long, though. After she finished shopping, I ended the session.

One of the people I let sell turnips on Friday left me a tip, even though I asked them not to. So I had to give that money away. 😛 The winner of my giveaway was Zelda from Hyrule, so I took the money (and a bonus blue balloon) to her town. Congrats, Zelda!

Delivering a prize to Zelda.

Gala’s Pic

Drago gave me a lady palm today, and I didn’t think much of it. Until he said it reminded him of me! What?!

Drago: As soon as I saw it, I totally thought of you!After 8:00, I went up to Club LOL to catch a performance from K.K. the singing dog. I let him choose the song and he played “Only Me” for…only me.

K.K.: Enough tuning--let's groove. This next one is for you, Jeff. It's called Only Me.Madisyn was online, and she asked if she could come over to shop. So I opened my gate for her, even though I was dead.

Poking my face through my gravestone standee.After she shopped, she invited me over to her town for a bit. She told me that Porter said she’s eligible to upgrade her train station now, so congrats to her! She also paid off a house loan to expand her upstairs, which will give Diver Dan more room.

Madisyn: He's a bae.  Jeff: I sea.Madisyn was also happy that Ava was packed up in boxes and ready to move out of her town.

Jeff: LESS CHIKN.Outside, Madisyn tried to plant a pitfall seed for me. But it backfired. U MAD, BRO?

Madisyn: WTFFFFFFFFFWe went up to Club LOL and I was going to request a song, until I realized it wasn’t Saturday in her town. Her town date is in early December, I believe. So instead, DJ KK was in there. The good news was that Ankha was in there too dancing like her mummy.

Ankha: Huh? What am I doing? What, don't you know a dancing cat when you see one?
♫ Dance like an Egyptian… ♪

Before long, Madisyn had to go and she ended the session. I put the game away, until I remembered that Octavian had asked me for an ocean fish! So I started the game up again and snagged a sea bass for him. But before I got back to his house, Gala pinged me. She asked for some fruit, and I gave her a perfect pear. She loved it so much that she gave me her villager picture! Yes!

Gala: Take my Gala's pic as a token of my appreciation!I put it in my house, on the fireplace to cook. I read the picture and it had her favorite quote on it, “Still waters run deep.” Yeah, and still mud means you’re in deep…trouble.

Quote on Gala's pic: Still waters run deep.When I took the sea bass to Octavian, he was surprisingly excited about it. He rewarded me by giving me a desk light in return.

Octavian: What? A sea bass?! Awesome!