Jaw Dropping

I got my wild painting in the mail from Crazy Redd today, but Reese informed me that it’s a fake.

Reese: Oh no! If you look very closely at it, you can see it's a fake!Rocco the hippo was camping out at the campsite, so I went inside his tent to say hello.

Rocco: Sometimes it gets a little miserable sleeping in a tent... But that's all part of the experience! GAHAHA!Drago asked me for a piece of fruit, and I gave him the last perfect cherry I had left over from Oakville. He loved it so much that his jaw nearly hit the ground!

Drago: SO GOOD!In return, he gave me a holly bonsai. I was hoping for his picture, but oh well. Maybe next time. As long as I get it before he dies.

Drago: Eating fruit that good makes everything sweeter, if I die.After circling around town, I headed up to Main Street. In the Dream Suite, Luna told me Josh from Toadtown recently visited my dream town. And in the Happy Homes Showcase, I checked out the home of John from Tri City. This pattern was on his furniture; I assume it’s Link, although it kind of looks like a gnome. (Gno offense).

Jon's room featuring his Link/Triforce pattern.When I returned to town, I found Gulliver down on the beach. He mentioned matadors, so I knew he was headed to Spain next. He’ll be sending me a gift from there tomorrow.

Gulliver: I was headed to Spain! I was headed to that dreamy, wonderful country! Thanks for your help!

I Am Not A Muffin

I started my day off with a dream adventure to the town of Pink Sea (dream address 5100-2140-1457). It’s a beautiful town with pink everywhere…the paths, the flowers, even a lot of the villagers are pink.

The beautiful town of Pink Sea.A stream in Pink Sea.For a bunch of pictures and a full write-up of my dream visit, check out Jeff’s Dream Suite Adventures: Pink Sea. For additional dream addresses of cool towns to visit, browse through all of Jeff’s Dream Suite Adventures.

I didn’t do my normal daily activities until late tonight. As I went around to water flowers, I saw a scorpion. When I got my net out, it kind of made a noise at me…I thought I was dead meat. But surprisingly, it didn’t charge at me. I must have just barely been far enough away that I was safe. So I slowly crept towards it and swung my net. Gotcha!

I caught a scorpion! Not so fast now, are ya?!Crazy Redd’s tent was in town tonight, so I went in to see if he had anything I needed. And indeed, I still needed this wild painting, so I went ahead and bought it. I’ll find out if it’s real or not tomorrow.

Redd: I see! Ya seem to be really close to that wild painting, yeah?Aurora approached me and said she was tired of calling me “ham.” I was tired of it, too. It was supposed to be a Gala thing. But her choice for an alternate nickname wasn’t much better; she wants to call me muffin! I am not a muffin.

Aurora: Ummm... How about muffin?I barely got into the Emporium before it closed tonight, and I bought some fertilizer and a couple of bushes for Wendy. I also went over to the Dream Suite again and updated my dream town (dream address 4300-2003-9889). Luna told me that Jay from the town of Creative was my most recent dream visitor. That’s a…creative…town name…

Luna: According to the latest feedback, a client named Jay from Creative enjoyed your dream.That’s all for tonight, but I’ll be back with more next time. If you haven’t already checked out my dream adventure to Pink Sea, please give it a look. It’s a really nice town. Goodnight, everyone!

Three Visitors

Somehow, Big Top could smell the Virgo harp in my pockets tonight!

Big Top: I smell a Virgo harp. It's yours, isn't it?I knew he was a superhero, but I had no idea he could smell music. Would you like to have that super power if it came with no strings attached? Anyway, he offered to trade his after-school jacket for the harp. That did not smell like a bargain to me, but I traded anyway, just to be nice.

Over by the Roost, Kidd seemed to be making fun of my sunglasses! So what if it’s nighttime?

Kidd: Heh heh. Dearie! Sunglasses at night? Are you some sort of famous celebrity who's too cool for us?Squishy asked if she could come over to sell some stuff, so I asked what kind of stuff. She confessed that she was trying to sell smuggled oranges once again! I don’t know if her husband Inigo Montoya is in on this too, but the brute squad tried to block her from entering Re-Tail!

A giant-sized Jeff blocking the entrance to Re-Tail.But she bribed me with some fresh-squeezed orange juice, and I let her in. While we were inside, she actually used a famous mushroom to get really big too. I didn’t even realize you could use them indoors! It caught me by surprise, so the picture I took came too late.

Squishy shrinks back to normal size after eating a famous mushroom.I joked that Copper was coming to arrest her for selling those smuggled oranges, but then I realized she could probably just turn into a giant to break the handcuffs. Either that, or turn into orange juice like an orange Terminator turning into liquid metal.

I also found out I could use my watering can while sitting on a stump. I’m not sure how useful that ability is, but I’ll take it.

Jeff: I can sit and water.I had to go, so I ended the session. Later on, I saw Aurora sitting on my metal bench.

Aurora: Why don't you sit down with me, ham?She asked me to join her, so I did.

Sitting with Aurora on the bench.Madisyn still had my tweeter from Friday, so she came over to drop it off tonight. She was also showing me some patterns she made.

Madisyn: BATGIRLWendy also came over to buy some more bushes. When Madisyn saw the “someone’s here” message and the game saving, she thought I was kicking her out.

Madisyn: I THOUGHT JEFF KICK MEWe headed out to the island and once Wendy bought all the bushes she wanted, I chose a labyrinth tour for us. I thought if we all brought the fruit back to the start, it would be easy. It’s worked before…but not this time. What a disaster. Why don’t I ever learn my lesson about choosing this tour?

Tortimer: Looks like you ran out of time! Guess I'll be keeping my medals for now.We returned to Forest and did a little bit of glitching. I glitched onto the boat, and then Wendy did the same. But for a moment, I saw her standing underwater.

Wendy standing underwater.Before long, I ended the session. Good night!