Tragic Monkey Magic

Yesterday, I received Dizzy’s goodbye letter in the mail. I’ll have to go visit him sometime! He also included his picture attached to the letter.

Dizzy's goodbye letter.His absence meant that a new villager started appearing on Main Street. That villager was Amelia Airhead. She and I became enemies late in 2014, at it wasn’t long until I encouraged her to get the flock out of town.

Amelia: Well, if it isn't old Jeff. How fun to meet up with you here!Today, Big Top saw that I had a common butterfly in my pockets, and he asked me for it. In return, he gave me his entire life savings: 90 bells.

Big Top: I'd be willing to pay up to 90 bells...which is my entire life savings.I was surprised to find a new villager plot in town, and that surprise turned to disappointment when I saw that Elise is moving in!

This spot reserved for Elise's new home. -Nook's Homes
Elise. Believe I never wanted this.

Elise is a hideous monkey that I had in my ACCF town years ago. Jorge also had Elise (and many other ugly villagers) in his town, as some of you may remember from my Crowded Bridge video.

I thought Elise was just a result of bad luck, but it turns out no luck was involved. Elise is Beth’s former villager! Elise is like a virus that Beth brought over and infected my town with! I don’t want ugly diseased monkeys running around my town! Beth is in my doghouse now! How rude! 😛

In other news, Agent S has apparently fallen in love with me!

Agent S: It's just that I think about you ALL the time. I've got skippy on the brain, so I cried!
The Spy Who Loved Me

Even though I haven’t seen Katrina lately, I’m guessing this must be related to her wizardry. Or maybe the pending arrival of Elise is causing all sorts of problems, like a glitch in the monkey Matrix.

I’ll be back tomorrow when I meet the wicked glitch herself.

4 thoughts on “Tragic Monkey Magic”

  1. I’m sorry…I’ll do anything…I don’t want to be in your doghouse 🙁

    Omg I hate Amelia too. And I have her. It’s lucky she’s only just on Main Street for you so I can’t give you Amelia and infect your town with bird flu, too 😛 Oh, and visit Dizzy whenever you want! I’ll still let you in my town, even though you won’t let me in yours anymore xD

  2. I’m sorry you have Elise moving in >_< oh well, what I usually do is talk to the new villager only once, then completely ignore them. They get the idea and high-tail out of town before you can say 'monkey business'

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