Bummer of Summer

I received a goodbye letter in the mail today, and unfortunately, it was from Rio (not Carmen).

Rio's goodbye letter to Jeff in Animal Crossing for Nintendo GameCube.

Candi had the “Nintendo Power maze” dialogue for me tonight. It’s the one where you have to pick left or right to help her get through a maze. It took me a whopping nine tries to get through it. This is one of the most annoying bits of dialogue in the entire series. And I don’t even get a reward for it. 😡

Candi: ...That's still not quite it, in my ears...

Dotty the rabbit has just moved into town. I found her fresh off an argument with another rabbit, Genji. In fact, Genji’s umbrella was slicing through my head as I spoke with Dotty. 😛

Dotty: Oh. Jeff, huh? Well, I'm Dotty. Now that we've met, does that mean we're friends?

Static asked me for a new catchphrase to replace “krzzt,” so I told him to say “get zapped” instead. He then complained about the heat, saying that it was the one bummer of summer.

Static: You could say heat is the one bummer of summer...if you wanted to sound like a complete dork, that is.
Well, you said it, so…

Maple asked me to get her a pear to snack on, and I agreed to help out.

Maple: Let me think... Oh! Well... It's not like I have to have it, but I sure wouldn't mind a pear to snack on.

After fetching a pear for the bear, she rewarded me with 527 bells. That’s a whole 27 bells more than Tom Nook pays. Now I’m rich! 🤑😂

Carmen was talking about how much she loves summer, especially with the fireworks festival coming up on Monday night.

Carmen: Seriously, though, I just love the summer... Beaches, sunbathing, and fireworks, bumpkin!

As I walked around town, I noticed a lot of arguments going on tonight:

  • Dotty and Genji
  • Belle and Ursala
  • Puck and Genji
  • Hank and Baabara

And of course, most of them took out their anger on me, even though I had nothing to do with it. 😛

Ursala: OOOHH! You... You make me soooo MAD!!!

I wish this game had more pitfalls, so that I could give them a reason to be angry. 😂

See you all next time!

Jeff the Fruit Smuggler?

I got some good news in the mail today: Tabby has left town! 🙂

Guess what, Jeff! I realize this is a little cuckoo, but I've decided to move. Have I lost it? No!!! I've just got to try to get a fresh start. I don't even know where I'm going yet! See ya! -Tabby

When I ran into Genji, he reminded me that the fishing tourney is coming up soon. Actually, a bunch of fishing tourneys are coming up: One is held every Sunday in June. (The same thing happens in November, too.)

Genji: Once we get into June, there's gonna be a fishing tourney each and every Sunday, Jeff.

Puck was also talking about the tournament, and he warned me that he views me as a rival until he wins.

Puck: Just so you know, until I win that fishing tourney, you and I are rivals!

Carmen was nagging me about paying back my debt to Tom Nook. She even called me a burden to society! 😮

Carmen: You seem to be a little touchy, Jeff! I guess you're still just a burden on society!

Time to go buy a mousetrap.

I found Gulliver washed up on the beach, and he gave me a Chinese lion.

Gulliver: Yawn... What a great nap! What!? It's 2022?

I visited Tom, and he wondered where I had been lately. So naturally, he assumed that I got arrested for smuggling exotic fruit. 😂

Tom: In fact, I had convinced myself that you'd gotten busted for smuggling exotic fruits, okey-dokey.

That actually reminded me of New Leaf, when Squishy used to bring her oranges to my town to sell them for a better price. I joked that she was smuggling oranges. 🍊

In the southwest part of town, I found Tabby’s replacement: It was Rio! She’s my favorite ostrich, and I almost added her to my New Horizons island recently. But I’m glad I got her here!

Rio: My name's Rio. So, like, what's yours?

Unfortunately, she didn’t wait long to ask about my Chinese lion…under the guise of recycling.

Rio: It's very important to recycle! You can't throw something away just because you don't need it anymore!
Rio: I see that you're not using your Chinese lion, li'l chick.

She wanted to trade it for a rose wall. Even though I didn’t want to stick my neck out, I declined the offer. But still, I hope Rio stays in town a while.

Tabby Trouble

Yesterday, I received a goodbye letter from Truffles the pig. I was as happy as a pig in mud to see her leave. 😛

To Jeff, I'm leaving town, and I'm not telling anyone where I'm going, but don't you worry! I'm off on a grand adventure that's totally going to rule! Wish me luck in my new life. Don't forget me! -Truffles!

But the good vibes ended quickly when I saw who replaced Truffles. It was Tabby!

Tabby: What? Why am I telling you my name?

April has not been kind to my Animal Crossing towns in terms of new villagers. I got Tabby in this game, Marcel in City Folk, and Beardo in New Horizons. Yikes.

Tabby, Marcel, and Beardo.

If there’s any consolation, it’s that Tabby probably won’t stick around very long. 🤞

When I spoke to Genji, he said that all the trees in town are filled with happiness and sunshine. I think he’s been watching too much Bob Ross lately. 😂

Genji: I'm thinking all the trees in Forest are filled with happiness at the sunshine, okey-dokey!

At Nookington’s, I bought a paw shirt…and nine other items. Actually I just wanted some raffle tickets. Then today, I returned to use those raffle tickets. Tom Nook had some good prizes, especially that Arwing!

Tom Nook's raffle prizes for April 2022.

One of my entries was a blue ball, so I won a samurai suit. Even though I don’t necessarily need the prizes, it’s fun to participate (and especially win) the raffles once in a while. 🙂

A treasure hunt was also underway, and I found the prize: a frog woman pole. 🐸👩💈

Check it out! I dug up a frog woman pole!

Tabby twice tried to sell me turnips she didn’t really have, but I didn’t fall for her tricks.

Tabby: Hey, guess what? I've started selling turnips under the table.
Not exactly the most trustworthy face.

See you all next time! Never Stop Crossing! 🙂