The Farmer’s Letter

It was storming when I played the game on Thursday afternoon. I promptly checked my mail and found a goodbye letter from Coco! I’m sad to see her go, but I can’t say I’m surprised.

Jeff, FYI: I recently decided to move for reasons I prefer not to go into. I can't tell you where I'm going, but I wills ay this: I won't forget you! Best of luck--to both of us! Goodbye! -Coco

However, I was certainly happy with her replacement: Mitzi the cute cat! She moved in next door to Maple, in the spot where Hank originally lived, many years ago.

Mitzi: So...are you new in town? How splendid! Would you... Uh... Would you like to be friends with me?

Mitzi last lived in Forest back in 2014. Welcome back, Mitzi! 😊

When I spoke with Static, he called me completely bonkers for not buying Saharah’s carpets…even though I never said such a thing. 😛

Static: Are you completely bonkers?! Saharah's carpets are exotic and just insanely rare! You can't buy them at the store.

Over by the wishing well, Ursala told me she doesn’t normally mind the rain unless it sticks around too long.

Ursala: I don't mind the rain, but it gets really annoying when it sticks around for too long.

And then she said it’s the same situation with me. Thanks a lot, Ursala.

Ursala: Jeff, the rain is a lot like you, actually, grooomph.

I really like Emerald’s umbrella; it looks like a giant flower walking around when she’s facing away from the camera. 😆

A giant flower...or is just Emerald holding an umbrella?

Behind Candi’s house, I spotted this huge fish shadow!

Trying to fish out a huge shadow.

Or at least, that’s what I thought. But it turned out to just be an old tire. Oof.

On Friday, Belle threatened to “whale into me.” All I did was talk to her, so I have no clue what she was mad about this time. 🤷

Belle: Hey, watch it, Speedy! If I didn't have like, lightning-quick reflexes, I would've whaled into you!

A bit later, I had a little argument with Candi. Since it happened on a bridge, and I just happened to be holding a net, I took advantage of the glitch that lets me push her into the river. It wasn’t planned or anything, honest! But now she’s in over her head. 😉

Candi, in the river: You can just forget about being friends with me, sweetie!

Yesterday, Baabara asked me for a walker cicada that I had caught moments earlier. She wanted it for her niece, and she offered me a staggering 2,680 bells for it! It’s not even a rare bug! I gladly agreed to the sale.

Baabara: Really? Why, thanks! I know I may seem aloof, but I'm a sucker for my niece... Here's your 2,680 bells.

I can’t imagine why Baabara was being so nice for a change. Maybe it was a glitch in the game too. 😉

There was a camper’s tent in town, and Sprocket the mechanical ostrich was inside. He wanted to play a game with me, but he would get all the money in my pockets if I lost. I had over 47,000 bells on me, so I was not about to risk that much!

Sprocket, at the campsite: But if you're wrong, then I get all the money you have on you!

I played again today (August 31st), and the last day of every month is raffle day. Even though I didn’t have any raffle tickets, I still like to go in and take a look at the prizes. An Arwing (the ship from Star Fox) was one of them. Pretty cool.

Tom Nook: ...Oh no! How unfortunate! You don't have five raffle tickets with you!

Rocco wanted to sell me a botanical shirt for 2,060 bells. He said it was too fancy for him, but he thought I’d like it because I’m a “trendy little wannabe.”

Rocco: It's too fancy-pants for me. You're sort of a trendy little wannabe, though, so it's probably right up your alley.

But I had no interest in paying 2k for a shirt! I declined the offer, and Rocco said he’d just take it over to Tom Nook’s store and sell it. Go ahead and try! Tom Nook isn’t buying anything today, and he would never pay anywhere near that amount for a shirt anyway!

Emerald showed me a weird letter she got in the mail, supposedly from a farmer who planted flowers all around Forest.

Tell me, Emerald... When I first came, there was nothing. The emptiness saddened me, and I bent my will to planting flowers. Is this village not better for my efforts? -From Farmer

That’s pretty interesting, and I really like the farmer’s choice of stationery too. Very fitting…but I wonder why the farmer didn’t stick around and put down some roots here?

I posted my latest GameCube Moments video today, so I hope you’ll check it out!

Peak ocean fishing season is right around the corner! I may have to give it a try early this September, so it may not be long until the next entry lands. I hope to see you again soon, and good luck fishing!

Lunar Leap Month 3rd

When I played on Wednesday, I found a goodbye letter from Puddles in the mail (unfortunately).

Guess what, Jeff! I realize this is a little cuckoo, but I've decided to move. Have I lost it? No!!! I've just got to try to get a fresh start. I don't even know where I'm going yet! See ya! -Puddles

On the bulletin board, I saw the notice that morning aerobics starts on July 25th, and it runs through the end of August. Moments later, Candi quizzed me on that exact fact. She asked which event starts on July 25th, so obviously I knew the answer. Candi teased a reward, but then laughingly told me there was no prize.

Candi: So, let's see what's behind curtain number one... Ah ha ha ha ha! There's no prize! Get serious!

A few minutes later, Belle asked me the same question! Since I wanted to see how she’d react (and since I knew there wasn’t a prize anyway), I chose to answer that the fireworks festival was the event that runs every day in summer. As you might expect, my stupidity angered her.

Belle: ...Hello!? Earth to Jeff! Get your head out of the clouds and think a little, cuddles!

Rocco asked if I’d rather play golf or watch golf, and I wasn’t really interested in either. But I told him I’d rather watch it, and he compared me to a lazy slug. Nice.

Rocco: You Seriously? You just like sitting on your behind like a lazy slug and watching?

Down on the beach, I found Gulliver passed out. I tried to release a cockroach onto him, but it flew away instead. After I woke up the sleeping gull, he gave me a Chinese lion.

When I met up with Baabara, she was talking about Wendell. She didn’t like the fact that he begs for food, and yet he’s picky about what he’ll eat.

Baabara: Just thinking about picky vagrants makes me so mad I want to scratch, daahling!

Sydney has a new neighbor, and I was happy to meet her: It’s Coco the coconut/gyroid rabbit!

Coco: Eeeeek!

Welcome to Forest, Coco! I hope you’ll stick around a while!

Puck complimented me on my nice clothes, and he said he was my number one fan. That was kinda funny, because I was wearing the No. 1 shirt.

Puck: If anyone gives you flack about your getup, lemme know. I'm your number one...um... fashion fan...

I returned to talk to Coco more, and she told me a friend gave her a bus stop that she can’t use. 🚌

Coco: A friend of mine gave me a bus stop the other day, but I can't really use it.

I thought she was going to give it to me for free, but she actually wanted 2,820 bells for it. I didn’t want it that bad, so I kept on walking.

I played again today, and Ursala told me about the lunar calendar. She said that today is “Leap Month 3rd.”

Ursala: Today's July 27th, but according to the lunar calendar, it's leap month 3rd.

I didn’t have an option to question that, but she assumed I had a problem with it and wanted to “start something.” 🙄

Ursala: What? What do you mean, that makes no sense?!
Ursala: Are you saying you've got a problem with the lunar calendar? Are you trying to start something!?
I never want to start anything with you. I just want to finish it…including this conversation. Bye.

Candi reminded me that if you borrow the Able Sisters’ sewing equipment (by linking a Game Boy Advance), you can design patterns for free.

Candi: Jeff! You didn't know? You don't have to pay for your design if you borrow their sewing equipment!

It’s been a while since I’ve designed patterns in this game, so I forgot what they charged for a pattern. So I headed over there and asked Mabel. She told me it costs 350 bells.

Mabel: Oh, you want to create your own design? Great! It'll cost 350 bells for materials, of course. That's OK, right?

Rainy Season

When I played on Monday (June 23rd), I received a goodbye letter from Lulu in the mail. So long, Lulu!

To Jeff, I'm leaving town, and I'm not telling anyone where I'm going, but don't you worry! I'm off on a grand adventure that's totally going to rule! Wish me luck in my new life. Don't forget me! -Lulu!

Puck suggested we play a game, and all I had to do was pick left or right. I agreed to play, and I picked “right.” But then he forced me to buy a kitschy clock from him for 2,170 bells!

Puck: Looks like you're buying a kitschy clock for 2,170 bells, brrrrrrrrr!
Now wait just one second!

He never even said the game would involve a purchase; that’s not a game to me! That ticked me off. I ought to clock him!

It was raining in town, but Maple was trying to convince herself that she only felt humid because it was all in her mind. She thought that if she remembered that it’s June, she’ll be nice and dry? I don’t follow her logic at all, but I didn’t want to dampen her enthusiasm.

Maple: I just need to remember that it's June, and I'll be nice and dry!

Belle told me that the sound of raindrops makes her sleepy…and then right on cue, she fell asleep standing up. Luckily for her, I didn’t tip her over. 😛

Belle: Listening to the sound of raindrops always makes me sleepy, cuddles.

I wasn’t holding an umbrella myself, and Kody thought that made me pretty stupid. Thanks, pal.

Kody: You may be brave, but you're also pretty stupid! It's not healthy, Jeff!

In the southwest corner of town, I met my newest villager, Puddles. Even though she’s a frog, she couldn’t wait for it to stop raining.

Puddles: Aw! I wish the rain would hurry up and stop, splish!

What’s up with that? She’s literally named after a byproduct of rain. 🌧️

Over by the wishing well, Baabara tried to convince me that it was the exact moment that spring changed into summer.

Baabara: I'll have you know, this is the exact moment when spring changes into summer.

I asked why, and she said it was because Sydney caught a beetle already. That’s not how seasons work, and even if it was, that would have been the exact moment. Not the moment that Baabara tells me about the beetle. 😛

I played again today, and it was raining once again. Static was his usual cheery self, threatening to release the hounds on me. 😛

Static: No! I'm not interested! Go away, bzzzt! Don't make me release the hounds on you!
Chill out, Mr. Burns.

Belle was sick of all the rain lately, as was I. I’m ready for the rainy season to end already!

Belle: It feels like it's been raining all the time lately. I hate getting wet!

After a brief chat about muscle cramps, my best buddy Hank gave me a No. 1 shirt as a token of our friendship. Aww. 🙂

Hank: How about I give you this No. 1 shirt for free, okey-dokey! Enjoy it! It's a token of friendship!

Of course, I put the shirt on right away.

Down by the ocean, I found Gulliver washed up on the beach. He told me his story of how he ended up in the sea.

Gulliver: I jumped over the railing and into the ocean! The thing is, I don't know how to swim. I had forgotten that...

To reward me for helping him, he gave me a tiger bobblehead. I guess that’s claws for celebration. 🐅 Having earned my stripes, I headed home and wrapped up my game for the day.

I hope to see you all next time! Never Stop Crossing!