Do I Look Like Gracie?

I only have one thing to say about Becky: She’s weird.

Becky: All those colors! All those patterns! Now I start my day with a standing ovation in the garden!I also went to talk to Rowan tonight, and he said you have to leave some weeds in town, because you need to “work out” every day. Wrong-o! Not in my town, bub.

Rowan: But you gotta pace yourself and leave SOME weeds. That way, you can go and work out every day.And back behind Nook’s, Pinky asked me for a fashion check. You’re asking the wrong guy. So I told her she looked sloppy.

Pinky: Hey! Jeff! I need, like, a fashion check on aisle ME, wah!That’ll teach her to ask me about fashion.

Digging Up a Full Styracosaurus

Late last night, Felicity told me that she’s moving away. I didn’t try to stop her.

Felicity: I'm moving, I drool!In the shop today, two of Tom Nook’s three items were cacti. But why? I don’t see the point.

Two cacti on sale in Nook 'n' Go.Lily complimented me on my bug-catching abilities. She was wondering if she’d ever be able to complete her insect encyclopedia. Probably not. The difference between us is that I don’t eat all of the bugs I catch.

Lily: I have no idea how you ever managed to complete your bug encyclopedia, shorty.I dug up three fossils and took them to Blathers to be identified.  To my surprise, they made up a complete styracosaurus; it was a styraco skull, styraco torso, and a styraco tail! What are the odds?

Three fossils in my pockets, with the cursor on the styraco torso.I then found Avery just staring into the cliff near his house. Like his mind was in another world.  Or maybe his mommy put him in time-out.

Avery standing, facing the cliff.And a bit later, Robin approached me. Always be wary of any conversation that starts out like this:

Robin: If I told you I had a toilet right now...

Rowan & Melba Walk the Aisle

Soon after starting up the game tonight, I saw Rowan and Melba over by town hall. They were standing side-by-side, perfectly still, and facing front. They stayed this way for several seconds; it was very odd. It’s like they were about to walk the aisle and get married.

Rowan and Melba near town hall, both standing still and facing the camera.I went to Lily’s pad to talk to her, and she was talking about the clothes she was wearing from Yann’s town Tropical.

Lily: I love wearing foreign designs. It makes me feel nice, wearing clothes you can't get just anywhere.I also spotted Pascal on one of my bridges. For once, I actually had a scallop for him! I gave it to him and he gave me a barrel. He also uttered one of his Pascal-isms and then jumped in the river.

Pascal: The final shape of an object is what decides its known form, maaaan.On a different bridge, I stopped to admire the sky…and a balloon present flying by overhead.

The clear night sky, with a present floating by, attached to a red balloon.And a bit later, Bob asked me to catch a shark for him. I told him I would, just so I didn’t disappoint him…but there’s no way I’m giving him a shark. You have expensive tastes. I’ll buy you some Fancy Feast and that’s it.

Bob: And what's mellower than an aquarium, Dr. J? It practically SCREAMS "SIT DOWN AND RELAX"!