Frigid Friga

I visited Friga tonight, and she was telling me about her wonderful life.

Friga: You know, I just watch kickboxing and eat chow mein all by myself...Outside, Cousteau told me he decided to move out of town. I didn’t try to stop him. He actually wasn’t as bad as I thought he would be, but still, I’m not going to force him to stick around.

Cousteau: I've talked it over with myself, and I decided to bail and move out of town.I headed to the Roost to check out some live music. I asked K.K. for a random song and he performed K.K. Love Song for me.

K.K.: All right, get ready to dig the riffs on this ditty: K.K. Love Song.After the show, I saw Kitt by the waterfall. She told me that Friga wanted her to get a pet scorpion! I guess she doesn’t understand that Friga was playing a mean prank on her! Friga has a heart of ice.

Kitt: I was talking to Friga, and we decided it was a great idea for me to get a pet scorpion!Speaking of Friga, Broccolo asked me to make a delivery to her. It was a dirt-clod wall (ha!). When I returned to Broccolo to tell him the delivery was complete, he gave me a chess piece in return. He said nothing screams “Mr. J” like a black pawn. I’m not sure what to think of that statement…

Broccolo: Huh huh huh huh! Nothing screams Mr. J like a black pawn!