Kangaroo Drama

I got Alfonso’s goodbye letter in the mail when I started up the game tonight. Later, gator.

Alfonso's goodbye letter.I headed to the Roost to check out K.K.’s performance shortly before midnight. He sang K.K. Aria for me.

K.K.: All right, get ready to dig the riffs on this ditty: K.K. Aria.I visited Kitt, who doesn’t seem to have her priorities straight. She said she simply can’t go on unless I find a dimetrodon torso for her! What about your joey? Isn’t he reason enough to keep living? And you do know he heard you say that, right?

Kitt: See, I've been bitten by the fossil bug, and I decided I can't go on unless I have a dimetrodon torso...Fang was sick today, so I bought some medicine for him. He wolfed it down.

Fang takes his medicine.Broccolo asked me to make a delivery to Mother of the Year Kitt, so I went outback to her house. She wasn’t very happy with the gift from Broccolo. See, it was a striped shirt with a baby kangaroo’s head on it. Quick, grab the first-aid kitt!

Kitt: I wonder what made Broccolo think of giving this to me in the first place, child...I think Broccolo is threatening her. Whatever that crazy mouse wants, you better hop to it!

Gator Goodbye

When I went to visit Alfonso today, I found out that he was all packed up and ready to move out of town. This was unexpected, but it’s no problem. Alfonso wasn’t in Forest in long enough for me to grow attached or anything.

Alfonso: Well, see, I'm actually leaving Forest. For good, it'sa me.At the Roost, I caught Phyllis enjoying a coffee before starting her shift at the post office. She was her usual non-friendly self.

Phyllis: Yeah, well... Um... How's it going? (Great, Phyllis. Now he's going to think we're friends!)Twiggy wanted to trade for a classic bed that I just picked up from the lost and found. But how did she know I had it? Turns out she has spies everywhere!

Twiggy: Tee hee... My spies are everywhere! I have birds and beasts and whatnot.

Fresh Bones

I got a letter from Jack in the mail. He told me to start saving candy for Halloween on October 31st.

Loyal subject, Round up all the candy you can so you can give it to me on the big night! -JackFang told me to forget about the fossil he asked me for last time. He said if he really wants bones, he can get some fresh ones. Yikes!

Fang: Seriously, if I want bones, I'll get some fresh ones, you know? But thanks anyway, toasty!By my northern waterfall, Static was telling me that he works hard to make sure he always looks good.

Static: I don't mean to boast, but I work twice as hard as the next guy to make sure I always look good.I headed into the Roost to catch a performance from K.K. Slider. I asked for a random song, and he played K.K. Bossa for me.

K.K.: All right, get ready to dig the riffs on this ditty: K.K. Bossa.Kitt was talking about clothes, and then she asked if she should wear this to the city. But then she said “child.” Was she calling me child, or was she asking if she should wear her child? As in “belt or no belt, child or no child?”

Kitt: I was planning on wearing this to the city, but I don't know, what do you think, child?I told her to go ahead and wear it. Child included.