Roald’s Racquetball Robots

Yesterday, Roald told me he has always wanted to live in a huge house. In fact, he said his basement would go down 76 stories! At the bottom, he would build robots that can play racquetball! That’s one weirdly specific fantasy, dude.

Roald: It would go down 76 stories...and at the bottom would be a lab for building racquetball robots!

Bones asked me to make a delivery to Static, and the gift was a paw shirt. Static said it was Bones’ style. I guess it is, since Bones is a dog!

Static, wearing a paw shirt: Mmhmm... Yeah... This is Bones's style, for sure. Not bad, but not great. Let's see how it fits!

In the Roost, I found Whitney enjoying some coffee. She told me that she also wanted something sweet, like apple pie. But she knew Brewster would give her a funny look if she asked him for some!

Whitney: But if I asked Brewster to bring me something like that, he'd probably give me a dirty look!

I played again tonight, and Static was up to his old tricks. He told Goldie that she had something on her face. Eventually, he admitted he was just talking about her nose.

Static, to Goldie: Goldie, there's something icky on your face, zap it.

Sterling asked me for a plesio skull, and I said I’d help him out even though I know most specific fossil requests are impossible. However, when Blathers identified today’s fossils, one of them was indeed a plesio skull! I took it over to Sterling, and he rewarded me with some charcoal tile.

Sterling: Don't even doubt that I take care of my bros. You totally earned this! It's some charcoal tile!

Static wanted to move out of town, but I was able to change his mind. After a few attempts, that is.

Static: Whoa, old dog. What's with the long face? You really don't wanna see old Static go, huh?

I went on a short bug-hunting mission, and when I was done, my bank account balance reached 37 million bells.

Your current balance is 37,000,000 bells.