Pig Trouble

When I spoke to Queenie tonight, she got excited when she noticed I was wearing a GracieGrace brand item (a pulse shirt).

Queenie: That's a GracieGrace-brand item!

But then she said she shouldn’t be surprised, since I live in a “huge mansion with a basement.” 🙄 Excuse me for not living with my head buried in the sand.

When I visited Rasher, he was standing between two lockers in his house. (Does that qualify as a meat locker?) Why does he need two lockers facing each other anyway? It’s such an odd combination.

Rasher: Take a close look at the ground, woof woof. See those cracks in the dirt? I always dig those up.
Were you sniffing for truffles?

It was K.K. night, so I headed down to the Roost to catch a song. K.K. performed Agent K.K. for me. It seems like I just heard this song recently, although I don’t remember which game it was in. 😛

K.K.: All right, get ready to dig the riffs on this ditty: Agent K.K..

My (unrealistic) hopes of getting Bob were dashed when I went into a new house in the southwest part of town. Instead, I got Spork.

Spork: Whew... Unpacking sure is hard work! I think I'm actually breaking a sweat for the first time in years...
I thought pigs don’t sweat. That’s why you need to roll in mud.

Just what I needed, another ugly pig! Maybe I’ll have to host a bacon-slicing party. Don’t forget to bring a knife and a Spork!

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