Sit-Ups For Stars

Hornsby sent me some mail yesterday, but it was different from most letters: It was a riddle! He sent me an onion joke.

Guess what, burrito? It's time for a riddle! What did the cake say while cutting an onion? I'm in tiers! -From Hornsby

Apple mentioned she was thinking about moving out of town. But I asked her to stay, and she agreed.

When I visited Tia, she told me that she loves her desert outfit. Apparently it makes her feel famous? Does she get mistaken for Aladdin, or what? 😛

Tia: I feel famous, you know? Like anyone could interrupt my teatime at any moment to ask for an autograph.

In addition to more Mario items, I also ordered and received my pi pie. I then proceeded to eat 3.14 pieces of it. 😉

Today, C. J. was in town with another seasports challenge for me: He wanted me to catch three small-fry fish in a row. So I caught a crucian carp, a loach, and a bitterling to complete the challenge.

C.J.: ...Huh?! You caught 3 fish in a row? AND every one was a small fry?!
It’s really not that shocking, man.

I later grabbed a bunch of fish out of storage and sold them for more than 270,000 bells.

Tybalt was saying that he likes counting stars in the sky, and he does a sit-up for each star he sees.

Tybalt: Ever tried counting the stars? I like to do one sit-up for every one I see. Some nights, I'll do hundreds!
I bet you feel astronomically tired after all that!

My villagers have been telling me that Midge’s birthday is coming up on the 12th, which is Friday. Hmm, I wonder what to get her.

See you all next time!