Truffles’s Trendy Bottle

Yesterday, I was surprised to hear Chief asking Maple if she’s seeing anyone right now!

Chief: So, Maple, are you seeing anyone right now, on a pig?

Maple said no, and she even said she’s never had a boyfriend.

Maple: Yeah... It's kinda embarrassing, but I've never had a boyfriend.

So she asked Chief if he has a girlfriend. He deflected the question, saying girlfriends are something you want until you actually have one. 🤷

Chief: Girlfriends...are something you want until you actually have one!

Today, Mom sent me a letter telling me about a plant that is said to bring happiness. She said it’s called the corn plant.

Dear Jeff, There's a type of plant that is said to bring happiness. It's called the corn plant. Strange, huh. I DO like corn chips! -Mom

She sent a dracaena attached to the letter.

Frobert tried to teach me how to catch bugs. I guess he doesn’t know I’ve already caught them all, and don’t need tips.

Frobert: Step right, step left, step right, shimmy a bit and... SWING!
Or is he talking about baseball?

Truffles told me that she just bought a trendy plastic bottle. That sounds exciting. 🥱

Truffles: Yay! I just bought this super-trendy plastic bottle!

But she said it’s hard to use, so she doesn’t like it. How can a bottle be that hard to use, though? 🤔

Truffles: Too bad it's kinda, like, HARD TO USE, snoutie.

Pippy asked me to deliver a gift (a paw shirt) to Whitney. Even though Whitney seemed to like it, she didn’t put it on (which made me think she didn’t like as much as she claimed). When I returned to Pippy, she rewarded me with something she said was my favorite thing: a toilet!

Pippy: Here! Your favorite! A toilet!

Have a good weekend, everyone.