Frobert’s Hot Abs?

On Wednesday, I found Pascal standing near the shore. He was wondering what it would be like if the ocean was filled with pepper instead of salt.

Pascal: Oh, maaannn. What if the ocean was filled with pepper instead of salt. Whoa.

This is a line that I’ve seen before, but I’m not surprised that Pascal is still worried about it. Having pepper oceans would really spice up his life, in a bad way. It would be nothing to sneeze at. 😉 But anyway, Pascal gave me a barrel before jumping into the salty sea and swimming away.

I ran into Frobert outside (for a change), and he commented on the eight-ball shirt I gave him last week. He said his abs look much better now, though according to him, they were already hot to begin with! 😆

Frobert: My abs look WORLDS better! And they were already hot, fribbit!

Caroline mentioned that the flea market is coming up again on Saturday, and she wanted me to show up at her house before Truffles gets there.

Caroline: You have to promise to show up before Truffles gets there...

Why? Because she doesn’t want to sell anything nice to Truffles! Wow!

Caroline: That's one person I don't want to sell anything nice to, stop it!

Today is November 1st, and I received my monthly bank statement in the mail. I earned 88,550 bells of interest this month.

The flea market was today, and I did indeed attend Caroline’s sale. However, I wasn’t interested in buying anything this time. This left her disappointed in me.

Caroline: I see how it is now...

I went over to the Roost for K.K. Slider’s Saturday night show. I asked for a random song, and he performed “K.K. Dixie” for me.

K.K.: All right, get ready to dig the riffs on this ditty: K.K. Dixie!

I posted my latest Wild World video episode today. Here it is:

See you all next week! Never Stop Crossing!

Sore Winner

Yesterday, Whitney was speaking very highly of the Able Sisters. But interestingly, she even said that they do a good impression of Blathers! Now that I’d like to hear! 😆

Whitney: They're knowledgeable, and so funny! They do the BEST Blathers impression!

Moments later, Whitney was engaged in a conversation with Curt. I listened in…

Whitney: All that matters in this world is money and appearance, on a pig!

Aside from saying all that matters is money and appearance (on a pig), she also said the value of your house matters too. Curt was insulted by this, and he said Whitney seems to be getting more snobbier every day.

Curt: You're becoming snobbier and snobbier every day, aren't you?

But before I could take Curt’s side in this argument, he called me a weirdo for listening in! How rude!

Curt: I mean, just look at that weirdo staring at us, with legs!

Curt eventually said he respected me? But the damage had been done. This weirdo is offended. 😆

Filbert gave me a new nickname, “J-bot.” That’s one of the rare nicknames that I actually like.

Today, Frobert asked me for a new shirt…so I checked the lost and found. I was surprised when Booker told me there were 15 items in there, because the maximum is usually ten.

Booker: I mean, we definitely have 15... I think.

But I soon understood why there was a discrepancy. The five extras were rotten acorns that I had left on the ground after the Acorn Festival (after I filled the recycle bin). When Gracie showed up at the plaza last week, the acorns must’ve gotten moved to the lost and found before I could properly dispose of them.

I also found an eight-ball shirt in there, and I took that back to Frobert. He promptly changed into it.

Frobert: Hey, no sneaking peeks at this bod while I do, OK, fribbit?

He liked the shirt, and he rewarded me with a baseball shirt. I don’t know why he didn’t just wear that, though. 😛

Another thing about Frobert, is that he always seems to be indoors! Since he moved in a month ago, I think I’ve only seen him outdoors once or twice! You’d think a jock frog would be outdoors more than that!

My other F*bert also had a request for me. Filbert wanted to compete to see who could catch a sea bass first, and I handed one to him immediately. He said I must really hate losing, and he called me a…sore winner? 🤔

Filbert: I'm not saying you're a sore loser... It's more like you're a sore winner!!

He rewarded me with a cabin rug, and he said that next time, he’ll actually try to win. But he can never win if I only accept the challenges after I already have what he wants. 😆

Selling at Able Sisters

Yesterday, I noticed a new hybrid flower in town: A purple pansy popped up, parked on the pink pig’s premises. (That would be Truffles’s yard.)

A new purple pansy outside of Truffles's house.

Today, Whitney told me that she slept in this morning. All she can think of is bed. That’s definitely relatable as the days get cooler. 🛏️

Whitney: Morning... I slept in this morning... All I can think of is bed.

When I spoke with Pippy, she asked if I was into collecting furniture. I said yes, and she said she’s going to buy up all the good furniture at the shop before me! That’s rude of her!

Pippy: I'll buy up ALL the good furniture at Tom Nook's shop before you!

Gracie was in town, so I took her fashion quiz and earned another Fashionista Badge. I then paid her 5,000 bells for a new outfit, and this is what she gave me:

Gracie: Little snip here.

She gave me a crossing shirt and some triangle shades. I decided to keep the shirt, but not the sunglasses. I also did something I’ve rarely (if ever) done before: I sold some clothes at Able Sisters.

The screen for selling clothes at Able Sisters.

Mabel gave me a total of 120 bells for the triangle shades and the flame shirt I had been wearing before.

Mabel: Oh, OK, in that cast, I can pay you 120 bells. Does that sound all right?

That’s the same price that Tom Nook pays, unfortunately. So there’s not really an incentive or reason to sell clothes to the Able Sisters, other than for the novelty of it.

But while I was in there, I also had a chat with Sable. She mentioned how Tom Nook wears an apron and nothing else… (Too much information?)

Sable: You know how Tom Nook wears nothing but that apron all year round?

She commented that he must get a bit chilly once the cool autumn air reaches his…um, nooks and crannies.

Sable: I just have to figure that the autumn air must give him serious chills...

On that pleasant note, I decided I’d had enough Wild World for the day. 😆 I saved and quit my game right then and there. But I’ll be back with another entry next week. Have a great weekend, everyone!

Update: If you haven’t yet seen my latest video episode, here it is!