Squirrel on Fire

Yesterday, I received my monthly bank statement in the mail. I earned 75,450 bells for the month.

Pascal was in town, and he told me that a sea bass is not an instrument.

Pascal: A sea bass is not an instrument, maaannn.
I think that depends on how you use it.

Robin told me that back in the day, spiders used to be as big as us! And you think you hate walking into a web now, imagine back then! πŸ•ΈοΈ

Robin: Back in the day, an average spider was the same size as us!

Truffles has still been sick with a cold, so I gave her some more medicine yesterday and again today.

Tank told me that he was fishing in the river, and he caught a squid today! I find that hard to believe, since squid can only be caught in the ocean.

Tank: I was fishing in the river and caught myself a squid!
Is Tank pulling a prank? Or did I just get hornswoggled?

A couple minutes later, I ran into Tank again as he was chatting with Caroline. Caroline told him that it was good to see him smiling.

Caroline: Tank, it's so nice to see you smiling. you always look so happy, on my Wii.

However, Tank denied being happy. He said he was just flexing his face muscles!

Tank: I'm not happy! I'm flexing my face! I don't want my lips to start sagging!

After that, Caroline asked me for a new catchphrase to replace “on my Wii.” Her old phrase is a bit played out, after all. Since her coloring and hair look a bit like fire, I told her to say “on fire.” She liked the sound of it. πŸ”₯

Caroline: Yes! On fire! I like the sound of that! It's me, on fire! It's fresh!

When I spoke with her again, she asked me to deliver a letter to Curt. I agreed to help out, and Curt told me that the letter warmed his cold, crabby heart. πŸ˜†

Curt: Hm... That really warms my cold, crabby heart.

Caroline rewarded me with a green wall.

I recently posted a new Wild World video episode, featuring highlights from mid-February through late March. Here it is, if you haven’t seen it yet:

Just one last note: The flower fest is next week! Get ready to steal your neighbors’ flowers, if you play that way! πŸ˜†

Snuggle Bunnies

On Wednesday, I ran a long way (from all the way down on the beach, up to the north wall) to shoot down a balloon present. I found a wave breaker inside. It would’ve been more useful on the beach. πŸ˜‰ 🌊

Robin wanted to sell me a royal shirt, and she asked how much I would spend. I put the slider close to the minimum (1 bell), and she called me a wuss. And then she still made me pay 480 bells for the shirt.

Robin: Wow, you're still such a big wuss, huh.
Excuse me for not wanting to spend all my money on a shirt I don’t want.

Yesterday, Caroline told me she’ll sometimes pretend to cry, just to make her friend upset. I had the option to say “That’s funny!” or “That’s terrible,” and I chose the former (just to see how she’d react). She was really happy about my response, and she said we should be best friends now. πŸ˜†

Caroline: From now on, let's you and me be best friends! This'll be so fun, on my Wii!

I ran into her again a few minutes later, and she showed me a random letter she received. It was signed from “a certain furry someone.” πŸ˜†

To Caroline, I'm not fat! I'm just fluffy! -A certain furry someone

Today, I listened in on a conversation between Robin and Whitney behind town hall. Whitney said she makes a cute face when she eats, and Robin said that she likes to stuff her face with marshmallows.

Robin: I like to stuff my face with as many marshmallows as I can.

She then tries to say “Snuggle Bunnies” with her mouth full. This is pretty much exactly the “chubby bunny” challenge.

Robin: Then, I try to say snuggle bunnies! You should try it! It's the funnest thing ever!

Whitney said that she loves to play Snuggle Bunnies too, and she suggested that they should get together and play it sometime.

Whitney: We should totally get together sometime and play Snuggle Bunnies.

Whitney concluded that their personalities are so similar that them hanging out together is like looking in a mirror.

Truffles was sick with a cold (or was it the swine flu?), so I gave her some medicine. Get well soon, Truffles.

Another Robin

Yesterday, I ran into Whitney while walking around town. She made it sound like talking to me was an annoying obligation. 🫀

Whitney: I wanna walk around, but I have to talk to you and stuff, so...

Maybe having a snooty as my favorite villager in town isn’t going to work out. At least not for long.

I found a new house in the northeast part of town, where Octavian lived last year. Inside, I found Robin the…robin.

Robin: You're just bursting with energy, aren't you, la-di-da?
Welcome to Forest, Robin.

She’s fairly nice, but I do currently have her in my City Folk town already. So I have two Robins, but no Batman. πŸ˜›

There was a new “Talking to Myself” post on the bulletin board, and it was about a hedgehog movie! Now I haven’t seen the Sonic the Hedgehog movies, so I don’t know how accurate this is. πŸ˜†

-Talking to Myself- I just saw this movie where two hedgehogs fell in love! The ending was so cliche! Bah! Unbelievable.

Today, Filbert asked me what I thought was up with Curt and Truffles. Since I don’t care for either of them, why not spread some rumors? πŸ˜†

Filbert: You know Curt and Truffles? What do you think is up with them? >Lotsa smooching.

I told him there was lots of smooching going on between them, and Filbert said it was so gross that it makes him want to barf! πŸ˜†πŸ˜†πŸ˜†

Filbert: WHAT?! No way, it's corn! That's soooo gross it makes me want to barf!

He said the only thing that he lets touch his lips is a cup of milk tea. πŸ˜›

Filbert: the only thing I let touch my lips is my cup of milk tea.
There’s a squirrel joke in here somewhere, but I’m not going to touch it. 🐿️

Curt wanted to have a competition to see who could catch a sea bass first, but I declined. Maybe another time. At least a sea bass shouldn’t be too hard to catch, unlike a lot of things villagers will ask for.

Curt: Since when did the world become such a cold, cold place...on my Wii?

Before wrapping up my game for the afternoon, I found a regal sofa in the recycle bin at town hall.

See you next time! Never Stop Crossing!