Animal Talk

Out on a bridge, Felicity and Ribbot were talking about smells. Felicity said she went to the city and smelled a guy that smelled really good. Ribbot countered that nothing smells as good as a nice sweat stench.

Ribbot: C'mon, Felicity! I'm sure that was nice, but it's nothing like a good after-workout stench!Over in Becky’s house, Becky told me that I don’t speak politely! I don’t know what that out-of-season bird-brain is talking about!

Becky: Oh, hey! I've been hearing people talk about you! They're saying that you don't speak politely!And Rowan was saying we should have a fishing competition. He thinks he’s so good that he could teach everyone how to be a pro.

Rowan: I'm a certified instructor, so I could teach everyone how to be a pro, online!Outside, I spotted a tarantula. Unfortunately, it caught me.

Me passed out with my head lying against a tree, after I was bitten by a tarantula.

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