The Raving Rabbit

While visiting Mallary today, she told me that you can tell a lot about a person by what they look at in a room. She then asked me what I first noticed when I entered her house. I said the ceiling, and she freaked out. She expressed disbelief that I could actually see the ceiling at all. It’s like she knows Nintendo didn’t put a ceiling there. I guess this is Nintendo’s way of breaking the fifth wall. 😛

Mallary: The ceiling? You can see the ceiling? You can't really, CAN you?!It was raining outside, and Static seemed shocked that I was still awake. But it was only 7:00 p.m.! Being awake at 7 p.m. doesn’t make a person a night owl, dude. Heck, even most early birds are still awake at 7.

Static: Jeff! You still up? Nice to see that Blathers and I aren't the only night owls, krzzt!I visited Bunnie, and she was furious…because she wanted to redecorate her house. She wasn’t even asking me for furniture or anything! She just had a bad case of rabbit rage.

Bunnie: Blargh! I wanna redecorate! Like, now! Right now! This very second and stuff! It can't wait anymore!Cousteau asked me for some dignified furniture, but the only furniture I had on me was a men’s toilet. He didn’t think that was dignified enough.

Cousteau: For my man cave, I'd want something that really brings the boom.Lily asked me to make a delivery to Bunnie, so I rapidly returned to the residence of the raving rabbit. The gift was a shower, and Bunnie loved it! Maybe she can take a shower and calm herself.

Bunnie: Like, hello! Can you say shower? This is the highlight of my day, right here!I returned to Lily and told her I made the delivery. A lot of times, I’ll laugh at how a villager just happens to have a piano or a sofa in their pockets. But Lily reached into her pockets and pulled out something even more unwieldy…a concrete wall! Seriously, how can a frog carry around a concrete wall in her pockets?

Lily: It's a concrete wall. Please accept it as a token of my appreciation!