Month: July 2015

Broccolo asked me to make a delivery to Gladys tonight, so I took the package (a jungle camo shirt) to her. She seemed to like it.

Kitt was still sick today, so I bought some medicine for her once again. It helped her so much that she started doing some dangerous-looking acrobatic moves, risking the life of her child. I don’t think she’ll be winning any “parent of the year” awards.

When I told Broccolo I made the delivery for him, he thanked me and gave me some ceramic tile. “Nothing screams Mr. J like some ceramic tile,” he quipped. And any time I read a sentence with “Mr. J” in it, I can’t help but to read it in Harley Quinn’s voice.

I caught a few summer beetles and sold some fruit, so that I could get my bank balance up to a nice, cool 25 million bells.

I had a chat with Gladys the ostrich tonight. She told me the best thing about moving to Forest is that she got to meet Fang. What am I, chopped liver?

Twiggy told me that she got an e-mail from a Nigerian prince informing her that she won some contest. She just has to mail away a fossil to claim her prize, and she asked me to find it for her. Sorry Twiggy, but I’m actually doing you a favor by not getting the fossil for you. It’s a scam, you bird-brain.

I headed up to the Roost to check out K.K. Slider’s Saturday night performance. He played some salsa for me.

I bought some medicine for Kitt, since she was sick with a cold. But I’m not so sure that flipping upside down is a good idea when you have a joey in your pouch. It doesn’t have a seat belt, does it?

Static also asked me for a fossil, but his wasn’t for an e-mail scam. So I found a sabertooth torso for him. He rewarded me with 552 bells.

Forest has a new villager as of today: Gladys the ostrich. She’s not a villager I’m very familiar with. I don’t remember seeing much of her in any of the Animal Crossing games.

Cousteau, the Frenchie frog, was telling me how he always used to forget about bathing. Yikes. He admitted to being a “stanky” frog.

Bud asked me to make a delivery to Bunnie, so I took her the gift (a wrap shirt). She actually liked it a lot.

I then returned to Bud to tell him I made the delivery. He thanked me and gave me a robo-floor for my trouble. He also couldn’t resist making a pun about his name.