Headless Kiki?

Tonight, Wendy approached me and told me she was bored of Forest and wanted to move away. But I asked her not to leave, and she agreed to stay.

Wendy: All right! You changed my mind! I'll stick around and save us BOTH the tears, lambkins!When I went in to visit Lily, she was telling me she’s been planting lots of flowers (lies!) and she said I should plant a bunch of them too. She could have been nicer about it, though.

Lily: It's up to all of us to make our town beautiful! Everyone deserves to live in beauty, unlike you!I went in to see Kiki, and I was a bit surprised to see her body…but not her head! Her head blended in with the base of her fossil and I didn’t see it at all! It looked worse on my TV than it did in this picture, however.

Kiki faces the fossil stand behind her, with her black head blending in with the black fossil stand.

Angus After Dark

Saturday night is K.K. night, so I went down to the Roost to catch K.K.’s performance. I asked for a random song and he performed K.K. House. My pockets were full, so I didn’t get to keep the aircheck. But I didn’t need it anyway.

K.K.: All right, get ready to dig the riffs on this ditty: K.K. House.I saw Angus outside of the empty house, and he was asking me if I had trouble pulling my tools out. The look on his face was frightening. I should probably steer clear of him at night. Where’s Copper when you need him?

Angus: Say, are you having a hard time pulling out your tools with all that stuff?And when I met up with Kiki, I ignored her word crimes and bought an aloe plant from her.

Kiki: Um, Mr. J, do you want a aloe, for real?Remember, the first fireworks festival of the year is tomorrow night! Try not to set your villagers on fire! 😉

Angus’ Beef

A new villager house was in town when I started up the game tonight, so I went inside to meet my newest neighbor. It was Angus the bull, and he apparently has some beef with me. He got all up in my face…literally!

Angus: Hey, what's the big idea?! When you visit my house, let me know you're here! Knock! Yell! Something!Back outside, I spotted a scorpion. I got my net out and then slowly walked up to it.

Me slowly creeping up to a scorpion with my net out.I caught it without any trouble. To my surprise, I saw another scorpion just a few seconds after catching this one. However, the second one walked into a pond and killed itself.

I ran into Wendy the sheep, and she sold me a natty shirt that she said was my lucky item. If that wasn’t bad enough, she said I have little person hands! How rude! I’d wrap my hands around her neck, if only they would fit.

Wendy: You've reached out and throttled happiness with your little person hands! Lambkins!