Caroline’s Pic

On Wednesday, Mom sent me a letter saying that Agnes has been stealing her fruit! Wow, what a pig!

Dear Jeff, Agnes has been stealing my fruit for her pie business. The nerve! I like pie, too! Not even one slice! -Mom

Maybe Agnes is just trying to get revenge for when Mom hit her with a softball last year! 😛

Katrina was in town today, and I paid her 100 bells to tell my fortune. She started talking about a curly-eyelashed pelican who keeps talking really quickly.

Katrina: A curly-eyelashed pelican is repeating something with extreme speed.

She said the words keep flowing from her big mouth, wandering without a destination. 😆

Katrina: The words flow from the lips on her mouth, which is somewhat oversized...

But Katrina’s conclusion was inconclusive. Happiness may or may not be in my future. 😛 However, Wolfgang approached me and gave me a free gift (a scarecrow). Except that he called me a moron in the process, so I’m still not sure if that’s a good thing or bad. 😉

Woflgang: Here ya go, have a scarecrow!

But later on, I got an even better gift from Caroline. And she was unquestionably nice about it: She called me her best friend, and then she gave me her picture!

Caroline: You're the best friend I've got here in Forest, so I want to give you this.

Caroline hasn’t even lived in Forest for two months yet, so I certainly didn’t expect I’d get her photo this soon. But it’s a very nice surprise. 🙂 I took it home and put it in my house. Her favorite quote is just one word: “Relax!”

Caroline's photo in my house.

Have a good weekend, everyone. See you next time! 🙂

Eloise’s Tonsils

On Wednesday, Caroline informed me that she was over her cold (finally). She thanked me for all the medicine by giving me an odd clock.

Last night, Eloise yawned right when I started to talk to her…and she didn’t seem to realize I was standing there.

Eloise: Yeee-aaaawn. Whew! ...Oh, sunshine! How long have you been standing there?

But the weird part is that she accused me of trying to look at her tonsils! Why would I want to look at her tonsils?! 🤢

Eloise: Were you trying to see my tonsils or something, nutty?

Considering her mouth is on the side of her face, I would’ve had to been standing at her side to see them anyway. 😛

Tonight, Goose told me I looked like I needed a pick-me-up. So he gave me a concrete wall. Oh joy, just what I always wanted.

Goose: Da-da-da-DAAAAAAAAAAAAA! A concrete wall! Just for you, nutty!

The fishing tournament is coming up tomorrow, and Eloise said she can’t make it because she already has a date.

Eloise: Do I want to go to the fishing tourney on Sunday? I've already got a date.
Good for you.

She said that without her, the tourney will be like a parade without a princess. Wow, her snootiness is really shining through lately. 😛

Eloise: But without me, it'll be like a princessless parade.

I headed down to the Roost for the Saturday night show, and K.K. performed Mr. K.K. for me. It’s not a bad song, and it’s one that I don’t seem to hear very often.

K.K.: All right, get ready to dig the riffs on this ditty: Mr. K.K.!

Enjoy the rest of your weekend! I’ll see you next time. 🙂

La-Di-Day 2023

On Wednesday, I received my latest HRA score in the mail. I scored 267,364 points. While that is my highest score yet, it’s only up a couple hundred points over my previous score. So that mermaid statue last week didn’t help as much as I thought it would.

Today is La-Di-Day, the day when villagers will “sing” for you, hoping that you choose their song as the new town tune. Pretty much all of my villagers were talking about the event, and poor Bones said he was losing his voice from practicing so much.

Bones: CRACKLE HUHWEEZE... I'm losing my voice from all this singing!
Goose: No WAY this husky voice of mine isn't gonna make the new town tune, nutty!
Wanna bet?

But Anchovy was the first one to sing for me, and his tune sounded a bit familiar to me. Maybe I’ve used it before? Anyway, I selected his song as my new town tune…and that made his day.

Anchovy: All right! Thanks a million, sunshine! I'm gonna go gloat to Wolfgang now.

I decided to stick with his song and not listen to any others. Anchovy isn’t one of my favorite villagers, but I’ll let him have this moment. (I can be nice once in a while.) 😛

Down at the Roost, K.K. Slider played a lullaby for me. Don’t put me to sleep, maaannn! 😴

K.K.: All right, get ready to dig the riffs on this ditty: K.K. Lullaby!

Caroline was still sick with a cold, so I gave her more medicine Wednesday, Thursday, yesterday, and again tonight. When you include last Friday, that is five doses of medicine I’ve given her. This is getting a bit excessive. 😛

See you all next time!