Smelly Rewards

When I played on Monday, I got a letter from Gulliver in the mail. He attached a Dala horse that he sent me from Sweden. I later gave it to Hornsby when he asked me for some new furniture.

Hornsby: Nice! I had my eye on a Dala horse just like this one.
In return, he gave me an arched window.

Boots asked me to return something that he borrowed from Lolly, but Lolly said it smelled sweaty. Yuck!

Lolly: Is it me, or does it smell kind of sweaty?

Lolly asked me to guess what it was (furniture, clothing, etc.), and it was pretty clear that it was clothing from how she described it. So for guessing correctly, she gave me the sweaty melon tee.

Lolly: Well, even though I just got it back, I actually want you to have my melon tee.

I don’t want to smell Boots’s sweaty melons! 🤢

It was raining yesterday, and Mira said “Ick” when she saw I was soaking wet. That’s not very nice.

Mira: Ick! You're soaking wet, pal! But...good morning, I hopped!

Oddly enough, it wasn’t even morning! Maybe Mira needs to be rebooted. 😛

I gave her a four-ball tee that Molly asked me to deliver to her, and she gave me a star globe in return.

Mira: A star globe! Hope you like it!

Today, Aurora asked me for a piece of fruit. I gave her a perfect peach, and she rewarded me with a portable toilet. Sure, I’ll stick it right next to my sweaty shirt. 💩

Aurora: Take my portable toilet, please.

Gulliver was in town again, and he was talking about a merlion…which has the head of a lion and the body of a fish.

Gulliver: Hey, did you know I have the head of a seagull and the body of a seagull too?
Gulliver: That's where you're supposed to laugh!

He was headed to Singapore, and he’ll be sending me a gift (a Merlion, of course) from there in the mail.

Rolf asked me to catch a butterfly for his niece, and I agreed to help out. I caught a peacock butterfly for him (and her).

Rolf: Oh, man! That is one good-lookin' peacock butterfly! Thanks!

He rewarded me with a pink parka, which wasn’t as smelly as a couple of my other recent favor rewards. 😛

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