Lyin’ Lion

As I expected, Bones has moved out of town before I got a chance to meet him. That’s okay though, because I now have him in my City Folk town. At least there, he won’t be asleep every time I play.

Sorry, Jeff, I'm writing to tell you I left Forest secretly, so don't bother looking for me. See, I... Well, I just had to leave, OK? Let it lie. And if possible...send me fruit! -The Hungry Bones

I spoke with Puck, and he was complaining about Crazy Redd. He said that when he purchased something from Redd, it turned out to be a boring hunk of junk that he already had in his room.

Puck: It was just some plain, old boring hunk of junk! I had the exact same thing in my room already!

But there’s a huge hole in that logic. Crazy Redd is certainly dishonest and greedy, but at least he lets you see what you’re buying. Sorry Puck, but that was all on you. Still, Puck said he’s going to stick to buying junk from Tom Nook instead.

Puck: What a rip off! From now on, I'm sticking to good old, reliable Tom Nook. It's still junk, but it's cheap junk!

Static informed me that he painted my roof black. Actually, I didn’t mind too much this time. Especially since you can’t really see the roof when it’s covered by snow in winter anyway.

Static: I painted it black, like you told me to. Check it out.

Belle was inside of an igloo, and she wanted me to play a game with her. But her idea of game involved me buying a sandbag from her for up to 32,283 bells…that was all the bells I had! No thanks.

I found the house of my newest neighbor, and Rex the lion was inside. He was going on and on about how good he is at ping-pong.

Rex: Hey, Jeff. It may not look like it, but I'm actually really good at ping-pong. Honest.
Rex: Yeah! It's hard to believe, I know, but everyone used to call me a phenom. It was awesome, cool cat!

But then he blurts out that he made up the whole thing! He’s a lyin’ lion. I don’t like this guy.

Rex: I mean, my handwriting's brutal. It's chicken-scratch. And this whole phenom thing, it's not true. I made it up.

That’s all I have for now, but I’ll see you next time!

If you’re interested, Amazon has a new (just released this month, apparently) Animal Crossing sticker book for sale. I’m tempted to buy one for myself, and maybe one as a gift as well. 😛

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