Father’s Day

Today was Father’s Day, and I got a letter in the mail from dear ol’ Dad himself.

Dear Jeff, POP'S QUIZ! Do you know what day it is today?! It's Father's Day! -DadI went to check on Lily, and I saw her house lights were on. I was afraid she might be in boxes, but fortunately she wasn’t. Even better, I was able to talk her out of moving.

Lily: What's wrong with me?! The answer is so obvious! I'm going to stay, unlike you!And as I crossed my southern bridge, I saw a tarantula–the first one I’ve seen this year! I backed up a bit and got my net out. Then I slowly walked up to it and swung my net…success!

I caught a tarantula! I don't wanna arm-wrestle this guy!I hope your Father’s Day was tarantula-free! See you next time!