Tonight, Mallary was talking about a beauty tip she read in Ms. Nintendique magazine. It said to bathe in fruit punch! She plans on trying it out. I have a hard time imagining that any beauty tip is going to help out Mallary.
Over by Able Sisters (the lights are closed), Cousteau asked me how his shirt looked. I said it didn’t look good on him (nothing does), and he started complaining about his deflated deltoids. And that face…
Mallary wasn’t the only animal talking about magazines tonight; Lily was talking about Bug Couture magazine. She said it’s been making her bug crazy, in a pond. But wait, she’s a frog! She’s always bug crazy in a pond!
Inside, I found Cousteau the French frog. So Frobert left, only to get replaced by another frog? Give me Frobert back, I don’t want this thing. He should be exploring the bottom of the sea instead; I’ll help him out by dropping him in the ocean.
Saturday night is K.K. night, and the singing dog performed Steep Hill for me tonight. I always enjoy this song.
Twiggy then asked me to make a delivery to Fang, and I did…with just five minutes to spare. The gift was a bad plaid shirt.
I returned to Twiggy to tell her the delivery was complete. She rewarded me with a backyard lawn.
Lily asked me for some playful furniture. Naturally, kiddie furniture is what came to mind. But Nook ‘n’ Go didn’t have any kiddie furniture today. So instead, as a joke, I bought a men’s toilet. I took it to Lily, just to see her reaction. To my surprise, she said it was perfect!
Broccolo was complaining about the “tyrants” at the Happy Room Academy. He said that furniture, wallpaper, and carpet needs to be the from the same series to score well with the HRA. But he tried something different: He wrote his name on all of his furniture and claimed it was part of the “Broccolo” series.
The HRA told him that doesn’t count, and he was not a happy camper.