Bill is Gone, Ruby is Sick, and Bob is Just Weird

Bill has officially left Forest. Got a goodbye letter from him today.

Yo, Jeff, I'm packing up and leaving town today. Thanks for everything. Forest is nice, but I need a town with more 'tude! -BillI watered my flowers and found three new black roses today. One of them was from my blue rose hot spot next to Scott’s house.

I shot down a balloon present; it contained a table lamp. Nothing exciting.

Ruby was sick, so I bought her some medicine from Nook’s.

Ruby: Th-thank you... H-hope this stuff works...Saharah was in town once again, looking for old carpeting. Just like she was four days ago.  Since Bill was gone and Ruby was sick, I only had eight villagers I could ask for carpets. Only Mint and Butch helped me out. But since I still had an old carpet in storage from last time, I had enough to get a rare carpet. Unfortunately, Saharah gave me the boxing ring mat, which I didn’t need or want.

And this is the oddest question I’ve been asked lately:

Bob: Hey, J. Do you know how to plant a jungle, with Del?

Bill is Packed and Ready to Duck out of Town

It was a nice, sunny Sunday in Forest. I went around town, watering flowers and picking mushrooms.

I thought it was just a mushroom, but it was really a mush TV!I saw Gigi, and she asked me to give her a new greeting. That was a mistake.

Gigi: "I'm a buttface"... I think that's a fine suggestion, ribbette.I went into Bill’s house and he is all packed and ready to move out. So I talked to him for the last time.

Bill: You gotta watch over Forest when I'm gone, got pants? You're the only one who can handle it!I found one new black rose today. Also, I’ve noticed that I haven’t seen any rain in a long time. I had a similar drought this time last year, when it didn’t rain for over two months straight. I may not get relief until the snow comes in December.

Funny Friday

I opened my gate about 10:05 tonight. ToonZelda (TZ) was the first one to come in. She sees my orange/black path and immediately points out that I still haven’t changed my tiles yet. Bradley then enters Forest as well. We go into Ables because TZ has some new patterns she wants to share. She sees Halloween-related patterns still on display (ones that she herself put there) and says “ok Halloween is WAY over.”

Anyway, back outside, Bradley planted a tree. I still don’t know why. 😀 A few minutes later, Jorge came in. I hadn’t seen him in a few months, so I was quite surprised.

Jeff: Org the Grog!Bradley recognized Jorge from my Crowded Bridge video as the guy with ugly animals in his town. I pointed out that I had some ugly animals as well, namely Gigi.

Bradley: Gigi look like a butt.We went into my house, and then Scott’s house. After Jorge used the toilet, we headed into Scott’s new (empty) basement.

Jeff: Jorge had chocolate coal.For no apparent reason, we ended up at the top of a cliff and were attacking each other. My weapon of choice? Golden watering can. Fear my water droplets!

Jeff waters Bradley with his watering can.We discussed thought-provoking topics, such as whether Ruby is an alien (I say yes) and whether TZ’s “sword” is just a stick of licorice.

We then went into Peaches’ house, where she had a fire burning. Fortunately, she had the fire extinguisher directly next to the fire. She also has the kiddie wall, which has the letters “NTD” on it, which presumably stands for Nintendo. But we knew that wallpaper from when Bob had it in his house. So naturally, we concluded that Peaches caught NTD from Bob.

Jorge, in Peaches' house: lmfaoBradley and TZ left for the night. As soon as they were gone, Skye came in. She was dressed as a firefighter, but…not your typical firefighter.

Skye comes through the Forest gate, dressed as a firefighter.We talked about Bob for a while and found out we were siblings since we each had Bob as a mother? Haha nobody said Forest discussions have to make sense.

Skye left before long, and we got disconnected as she was leaving. After the long “saving” screen finally went away, I started back up and re-opened my gate. Jorge came back in, and we talked about Zelda, Nintendo, and Puddles…

Jeff: Throw a coin, make wish.We also visited with Bob.

Bob: According to my fish fortune, I'm gonna catch a sea horse today, with Del!Around 12:45, Jorge said he was going to go, so I just ended the party for the night.