Pearls Before Swine

When I visited Inkwell on Monday, he was showing off his “spankin’-new” super toilet. 😛

Of course, he was trying to talk me into buying it from him…at a price of 1,584 bells. When I’m trying to earn someone’s villager picture, I’ll do almost anything for them (except collect petition signatures or catch a fish/bug that’s not available). So I bought the toilet from him. 😛

I later regifted the toilet to Molly when she asked me for some furniture. In return, she gave me a tennis table.

Molly: Oh, a super toilet! Nice!
It’s spankin’ new!

Cube was sitting on the bench near town hall, and he asked me to join him. I gladly did just that, and I watched the geyser almost touch the moon. 🌙

Cube and Jeff sit on the bench.

Yesterday, Graham the hamster was camping at the campsite. Even though I have an open spot in town, I didn’t invite him here.

Graham, at the campsite: Hey, I'm here visiting town! I'm Graham, and I'm just enjoying my camping trip.

My two penguins were having a discussion about food. Cube asked Aurora why she never shares her homemade snacks with him. Aurora wondered how Cube knew she cooked, and he said that he could smell it from a mile away. Aurora said that the artistic presentation of her banana bread would be lost on Cube.

Aurora: I can see my artistic presentation would be lost on you...like setting pearls before swine.

Yeowch, that is harsh. Aurora then ended the conversation, saying she had a headache. I never knew Aurora was such a savage.

Aurora: Excuse me. I have a sudden headache to deal with.

Today, I found Saharah in town, right next to my house. I hired her to put in some new wallpaper and carpeting, and she installed a ranch wall and modern wood flooring.

A ranch wall and modern wood flooring in my New Leaf house.

I ran into Cube tonight, and he said that holes in socks aren’t cool, but holes in pants are awesome. He’s a weird dude.

Cube: Holes in socks aren't cool, but holes in pants are awesome!
I disagree completely.

If you haven’t yet seen my annual slideshow that I posted earlier this month, here it is: The 9th Year in Pictures.

According to Luna, my recent dream visitors include Drake from Doborage and Sunbeam from Arcadia. Thanks for stopping by!

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