Sass and Coffee

In front of Nook ‘n’ Go, Fang and Friga were arguing about which one of them was more likely to scare children. Fang was saying that kids love him, while Friga only loves herself.

Fang, to Friga: You just like yourself, toasty.I found Lily nearly standing on my UFO pattern. Was she waiting for a UFO to fly by? Good luck shooting it down with a fishing rod.

Lily: So, J-pie, what do you think? How do I look with this fishing rod, in a pond?When I went to visit Chrissy, she asked me how well she was dressed today. Of course, she was standing behind a couch, so I couldn’t even see. But still, I told her she looked sloppy. I’m just nice like that.

Chrissy: Eek! For seriously?! Wow, I didn't think I was slobby at all. ...Maybe I dressed it down.In the Roost, both Bunnie and Phyllis were enjoying cups of coffee. Bunnie, who apparently didn’t have a face, was trying to look sassy.

Bunnie, in the Roost: I can make it look kinda sassy if I hold the cup just right. Think anyone will notice, toasty?But nobody can out-sass the bird sitting next to her. Phyllis is the queen of sass. Although she was trying to be somewhat nice for a change (until I heard her muttering under her breath).

Phyllis: Yeah, well... Um... How's it going? (Great, Phyllis. Now he's going to think we're friends!)To my surprise, I was able to save both of those pictures on the first try. If any of you have tried taking pictures talking to coffee-drinkers, you’ll know that a glitch of some sort often prevents those pictures from being saved for some reason. But it worked just fine tonight.

Just a heads-up: The flea market is coming this weekend. I rarely participate, but I know some people enjoy the opportunity to buy your villagers’ furniture or trick them into overpaying for yours. I’ll see you all next time!

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