Fang and the Lava Lamp

I got a letter from Fang in the mail today, thanking me for the medicine I took him while he was sick. He sent a purple lava lamp attached to the letter.

Over by Able Sisters, Bunnie was warning me of the fabric monster! She said that if you get new clothes, the fabric monster comes to your house and eats you up! My first thought was “Wow, Bunnie is seriously crazy.” My second thought was “Wow, I don’t recall seeing this dialogue before.”

Bunnie: If you get new clothes, the fabric monster comes to your house at night and eats...you...all...up...I went to the Roost to check out K.K.’s performance, but I didn’t let him choose the song this time. I requested K.K. AAAAAAAAAA. It’s not a real song that he knows, of course. But I believe that’s what Charlie used to request back in the early days of ACCF online play. K.K. has a song that he plays when a request is invalid, and tonight was probably my first time hearing that song in years.

K.K.: This is... I don't know K.K. AAAAAAAAAA. It's just not on my set list, dig?After circling around my town, I ran into Fang down by the beach. He said that he heard rumors that I got a purple lava lamp! Well duh, you sent it to me! He really wanted it badly, so he offered to buy it from me for 434 bells. What a strange fellow.

Fant: Personally, I could never believe it, but they say you got a purple lava lamp and didn't tell me!

Aurora Moves In

I went in a villager’s house today, without even thinking about who it belonged to. I saw Aurora the penguin inside, with all her furniture in boxes. My first thought was “Oh no, Aurora is moving out!” And then I remembered that this isn’t New Leaf. Aurora is moving in, not out. Oops. Anyway, I’m glad to have her in my ACCF town as well.

Aurora: I just moved here. My name is Aurora.Outside of the museum, I ran into Twiggy. She must be feeling pretty lazy, because she was complaining that she didn’t have a maid and a butler and a robot to wash her dishes.

Twiggy: Siiiigh... I wish I could have a maid and a butler and a robot that did the dishes, retweet me.Fang was still sick today, so I bought some medicine for him once again. He warned me not to get too close, because his cold could kill a lesser animal. Wait, does that mean he’s calling me a lesser animal? How rude!

Fang: Hack, hack! Cough, choke! Don't come near me! This cold would kill a lesser animal, toasty!Meanwhile, Alli told me that she dresses in certain clothing to impress her dinner. Wait…are you going to eat me? I don’t feel very safe around my villagers tonight.

Alli: You know you're totally into fashion when you're dressing to impress your dinner!Broccolo asked me to make a delivery to Friga, and I agreed to help him out. The gift he sent her was a skull shirt, and she actually liked it a lot! I guess she’s all ready for Halloween now!

Friga: I really wanted one of these! Now, how could anyone have known that, toasty?

Kangaroo Drama

I got Alfonso’s goodbye letter in the mail when I started up the game tonight. Later, gator.

Alfonso's goodbye letter.I headed to the Roost to check out K.K.’s performance shortly before midnight. He sang K.K. Aria for me.

K.K.: All right, get ready to dig the riffs on this ditty: K.K. Aria.I visited Kitt, who doesn’t seem to have her priorities straight. She said she simply can’t go on unless I find a dimetrodon torso for her! What about your joey? Isn’t he reason enough to keep living? And you do know he heard you say that, right?

Kitt: See, I've been bitten by the fossil bug, and I decided I can't go on unless I have a dimetrodon torso...Fang was sick today, so I bought some medicine for him. He wolfed it down.

Fang takes his medicine.Broccolo asked me to make a delivery to Mother of the Year Kitt, so I went outback to her house. She wasn’t very happy with the gift from Broccolo. See, it was a striped shirt with a baby kangaroo’s head on it. Quick, grab the first-aid kitt!

Kitt: I wonder what made Broccolo think of giving this to me in the first place, child...I think Broccolo is threatening her. Whatever that crazy mouse wants, you better hop to it!