Mummy Time

Today I got the mummy outfit that I ordered from my catalog. This is what I’ll be wearing this October, for Halloween.

Me wearing my mummy outfit for Halloween.I went into Pinky’s house to say hello. She said she was glad she just cleaned her house up. Does she really think a mummy is going to complain about a little dust?

Pinky: Tee hee! A second ago, it looked like a burglar had broken in and stuff!Bob was out taking an evening walk, just like I was. So I stopped briefly to chat with him. Or is that her?

Bob: Oh, I'm a big girl. Are you out for a walk, too, now pet me?When I went to speak with Avery, he reminded me that the fishing tournament is this weekend. I don’t plan on participating, but his advice about not fishing with my bare hands is something I’m going to try to remember.

Avery: I've noticed that no one who wins the tournament goes fishing with their bare hands, Dr. J!Rowan told me that Bob complained about his house smelling like a woolly mammoth. I’m no expert or anything, but it could be related to the dead dinosaur in your house that’s been decomposing for a few million years. I could be wrong, though. Maybe you just have bad gas.

Rowan: Bob says my place smells like a woolly mammoth in a sweat lodge, I drool.

Zelda Food Puns

Tonight, Bob told me how Avery and Blaire always bug him for information about the other. I can see how that would be annoying.

Bob: If I talk to Avery, Blaire always bugs me later to pump me for all the details.At 10:00, I opened my gate for Friday Night Forest. Yann came over to visit, and I gave her a new hat.

Me hitting Yann on the head with a net, so that it looks like she's wearing a tall hat.After I finished watering my flowers, we went in my house and hung out. I decided to put my pumpkin head on. So Yann responded by making this face.

Yann makes a sad, uninterested face as I put on my pumpkin head.We then went up to my creepy room, where Yann joked that the gravestones belonged to Robin and Static. Robin recently moved out of my town, and Static recently moved out of her town.

Yann: RIP Robin and Static. Jeff: May you return as zombies.And down in my basement, we were talking about the Flintstones game for NES and Zelda games. We started joking around about the two games combining, and Yann suggested Zelda and Link could eat Dino’s ribs. From that point on, we just kept making Zelda food puns and rhymes.

Yann: The great berry. Jeff: Tingle Pringles.Some of Yann’s puns included Pieward Sword, A Link to the Pasta, Epona the horse radish, and Skyward Swordfish.  I came up with Ganon yogurt, Zora porridge, cooked Groose, dungeon luncheon, and turkey Tetra-zinni. Have some other good ones? Leave a comment!

October is Here!

October is here, and I got a letter from Jack reminding me about Halloween at the end of the month.

Loyal subject, October 31st is on its way! Time to get ready for Halloween! Round up all the candy you can so you can give it to me on the big night! -JackOf course, I also got my monthly bank statement from the Bank of Nintendo. I earned the maximum of 99,999 bells in interest in this month. Unfortunately, I didn’t remember to do the trick to double my interest last night.

Dear Jeff, We appreciate your business and hope that you are satisfied with our service. You have earned 99,999 bells in interest. -BANK OF NINTENDONow that it’s October, Nook will be selling candy all month. So be sure to stock up if you want to cash in on valuable spooky furniture on Halloween!

Tom Nook: Yes, a yellow candy. It costs 360 bells.I went around town to water my flowers. Along the way, I ran into Ribbot. He asked me who I would choose (Lily or him) if Lily had a robo-wall. I told him I’d choose him. I’ll take a robo-friend over a robo-wall.

Ribbot: Whoa... Right on! You'd take me over a robo-wall?UPDATE: For people on my ACCF roster, this is a reminder that this Friday is my Wi-Fi night. It will be at the usual time, 10pm Eastern time (7pm Pacific).