No Longer a 3 Frog Town

I checked the mail in my mailbox tonight and immediately regretted it. It contained a letter I wish I never received. Jeremiah has moved out of town, without warning.

Dear Jeff, Moving day is finally here, and I keep thinking of the fun times we had. Those memories are what I'll take with me to my new town, not just boxes and stuff. -From JeremiahForest was a three-frog town for a short time, but no longer. So only Lily and Ribbot remain. And speaking of Ribbot, he locked himself out of his house. I was too lazy to help him look for his key, but I appreciated his pun about his house being a “party pad.”

Ribbot: You know what that means. If I can't go in, NO ONE can go in! The Party Pad is officially closed!Becky was talking about more important subjects…like deluxe envelopes. What a weird chicken.

Becky: I'm going to get myself a seriously deluxe envelope!And Robin was telling me about Felicity and Melba. She said they’re only friends because of one common interest: Kung fu! I never would’ve guessed.

Robin: Those two would NEVER be friends if they didn't both like practicing kung fu!

Eyelash Extensions

Wendell was in town today, and Robin was talking about him. She seemed annoyed that he’s best known for his artwork, when all he seems to want to talk about is food.

Robin: But he's always more interested in scarfing down food than showing off his designs!Up on the moon, Ribbot was telling me about the Bug-Off scheduled for tomorrow. He thinks he already has the competition locked up, and he told me to prepare to lose.

Ribbot: I'm in it to win it, so you better start working on preparing yourself to lose hard, I drool!Outside, Jeremiah and Becky seemed to be playing a word game of some sort. Jeremiah would say a letter, and name a word that started with that letter. But Becky would say something completely different. So either Becky was confused about the game, or I misunderstood it.

Becky: ...Eyelash extensions.It was a nice peaceful night in Forest, and not a whole lot was going on. But I watered my flowers and found two new black roses.

See you next time!

20 Million Bells

Today, Felicity was telling me about a cute boy she met on a bus. She thought things were going well, until he asked her for a barf bag. Yeah, I can see how that could kill the mood. I wonder if his name was Ralph.

Felicity: But THEN! Do you know what he said?! "Would you happen to have a barf bag?"I also ran into Melba on my evening walk. She was daydreaming about being rich someday, and having a bunch of butlers bring her peach pie. Keep dreaming, Melba.

Melba: And I'll have a beautiful family and a host of butlers to bring me all the peach pie I can eat!I’ve noticed that 30% of my villagers (three out of ten) are frogs: Jeremiah, Lily, and Ribbot. Speaking of Ribbot, he was telling me that he gives off a rugged, outdoorsman vibe. Sorry, but I don’t think any robot has ever given off a vibe like that.

Ribbot: I may give off that rugged, extreme, outdoorsman vibe, but I like to kick it indoors, too.I sold some things that were in my pockets and deposited the money into my bank account. My balance reached 20 million bells!

Your current balance is 20,000,000 bells.